Nature sure made the right choice

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22 Comments

lasta@piefed.world · 27 pts · 213d

With enough cocaine usage, you can tear down the partition wall and have yourself a uninostril (not recommended).

itsamelemmy@piefed.zip · 21 pts · 213d (3 replies)

polotype@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Now show me that 34th

escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 212d

We don't go there, we don't do that here.

* Open private session*

certified_expert@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d

Hell no!

taiyang@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 213d

I appreciate that we also only use one nostril at a time, which we can only do with two. It swaps every few hours, too!

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 213d

Maybe a hole of the appropriate singular size would need more structural support to remain open and be in more danger of: collapse, blockage, insect invasion, or foreign object ingestion - or objects large enough to be guaranteed to do more lung damage.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 213d (4 replies)

Nasal sex, snort.

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Just what we need. Ass, vag, and mouth aren't enough

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 213d (1 reply)

And ears, for aural.

khanh@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 212d

Oh no. Oh no.

Saganaki@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 212d

The human horn is a powerful aphrodisiac.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 212d (2 replies)

nature knows what happens to big holes

Small holes can be stretched. Urethral penetration is a thing, and more often happens to vagina owners than penis owners.

rmuk@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 212d (1 reply)

I was at a show in Berlin once and a saw a guy take another guy's dick up his dickhole. Still haunts me.

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d

El_guapazo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d

Directional smelling to find the source. Like sharks or bloodhounds

Mac@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 212d

Do you have the sniffles or are you just happy to see me?

kandoh@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 212d

I bet it would feel sort of good

billbasher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d

Snot rocket bb

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 213d (2 replies)

What?

remon@ani.social · 15 pts · 213d (1 reply)

The phrase "giving head" would need an additional clarification.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 213d

So would "Nose job" for that matter.