Gatetonium

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19 Comments

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 222d (4 replies)

Blue penis of death.

MicroPenis

dukatos@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 222d (1 reply)

micro soft penis

micro slop penis

Before Micro$lop, we used to have Micro$haft...

Chais@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 222d (3 replies)

Do I wanna know what I'm missing?

Epstein files say he got std, tried to hide it from wifey, maybe laced her with antibios...

So he brought a souvenir from pedo rapist island and then continued to show no respect for women's bodily autonomy.

he asked EPSTEIN how to sneak antibiotics into her wifes food. the STD came from RUSSIAN hookers.

fuck microslop, get linux

Bill Gates teaching children how to use computers the hands on way

Yet another Microslop* product full of viruses

frog@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 222d

The virus made his hardware MicroSoft.

If you disable defender the virus will come. Always keep defender in your wallet

Yep, that's what he needed the antibiotics for, viruses.

All hail the Malware Man

now his Vaccine initiative seems much more disengenious, consider how he handled it.

Oh lord

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 222d

Nah, It's a whole collection of viruses disguised as a product.