Can they try to bribe me? I mean they can pay me in advance and I will pinky promise I will go watch it... or maybe they can bribe me with cash, like around 100$, but also a half bottle of whisky or rum to make it tolerable. I'll just mix the stuff in the large sodas they will provide (and I will need take frequent bathroom breaks to take a few nice long pisses).
18 Comments
Rhoeri@piefed.world · 16 pts · 215d
Id be the same way.
Glytch@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 215d
And it's mandatory!?
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 215d
ICE will find you and bring you to the theater.
Glytch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 214d
I'd rather be shot in the face and called a stupid bitch.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 214d
That's very patriotic of you.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 215d
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 215d
Would rather they just impound my car.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 215d
I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 215d
Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 214d
A man of culture I see!
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 214d
FIFY
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 214d
Sorry, but you can't fix perfection. This is the lyrics to AVGN!
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 214d
I wouldn't be surprised if many people who did go see it were blackmailed in some way.
CaisideQC@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 214d
Not necessarily blackmailed. Just bribed.
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 213d
Can they try to bribe me? I mean they can pay me in advance and I will pinky promise I will go watch it... or maybe they can bribe me with cash, like around 100$, but also a half bottle of whisky or rum to make it tolerable. I'll just mix the stuff in the large sodas they will provide (and I will need take frequent bathroom breaks to take a few nice long pisses).
CaisideQC@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 212d
that sounds awesome. Id totally join you for that! (as long as the money is e-transfered beforehand)
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 215d
Banjo jokes for the modern era
Steve@startrek.website · 4 pts · 215d
Thats where $7m came from…
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 214d
Quickly back up and hit the cruiser. Can't see Melania if you're in jail.