I would rather have the speeding ticket.

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Rhoeri@piefed.world · 16 pts · 215d

Id be the same way.

Glytch@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 215d (3 replies)

And it's mandatory!?

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 215d (2 replies)

ICE will find you and bring you to the theater.

Glytch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 214d (1 reply)

I'd rather be shot in the face and called a stupid bitch.

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 214d

That's very patriotic of you.

FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 215d
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 215d

Would rather they just impound my car.

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 215d (4 replies)

I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 215d (3 replies)

Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.

ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 214d

A man of culture I see!

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 214d (1 reply)

Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with AMERICAN beer.

FIFY

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 214d

Sorry, but you can't fix perfection. This is the lyrics to AVGN!

ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 214d (3 replies)

I wouldn't be surprised if many people who did go see it were blackmailed in some way.

CaisideQC@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 214d (2 replies)

Not necessarily blackmailed. Just bribed.

ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Can they try to bribe me? I mean they can pay me in advance and I will pinky promise I will go watch it... or maybe they can bribe me with cash, like around 100$, but also a half bottle of whisky or rum to make it tolerable. I'll just mix the stuff in the large sodas they will provide (and I will need take frequent bathroom breaks to take a few nice long pisses).

CaisideQC@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 212d

that sounds awesome. Id totally join you for that! (as long as the money is e-transfered beforehand)

reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 215d

Banjo jokes for the modern era

Steve@startrek.website · 4 pts · 215d

Thats where $7m came from…

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 214d

Quickly back up and hit the cruiser. Can't see Melania if you're in jail.