And, it totally won't stream everything to Elon's personal data center where only he, every employee, and every billionaire, and any script kiddie hacker, have complete access to everything every robot records.
"Another service I can provide is to observe your family's urination process and analyze your feces for potential issues. I'll follow you to the restroom now. This is a free service, included in the monthly subscription fee. If you spread your knees a bit, I can use my fingertip camera."
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 187d
And, it totally won't stream everything to Elon's personal data center where only he, every employee, and every billionaire, and any script kiddie hacker, have complete access to everything every robot records.
"Another service I can provide is to observe your family's urination process and analyze your feces for potential issues. I'll follow you to the restroom now. This is a free service, included in the monthly subscription fee. If you spread your knees a bit, I can use my fingertip camera."
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 187d
Or “accidentally” kill you in your sleep for making a post disparaging herr leader.
androidul@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d
or rape you in your sleep while streaming it live on X
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 187d
If you don't have your own sleep paralysis demon, store bought is fine
cm0002@digipres.cafe · 3 pts · 187d
I couldn't afford name brand, is off brand ok?
feddylemmy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 187d
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 187d
There is no way on I would trust anything that asshat musk produces.
yuri@pawb.social · 5 pts · 187d
they could literally fall over and kill you, they’re heavy as fuck
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 187d
Then at 7 am it will wake you up with a Musk’s Sieg Heil salute accompanied by some nazi song.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 187d
No handjob no purchase.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 187d
People need to go watch or rewatch "The Second Renaissance" from the Animatrix.
(Uh, NSFW gore warning)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sU8RunvBRZ8
d00ery@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d
Guess my £150 tracker watch isn't necessary anymore /s
Avicenna@programming.dev · 2 pts · 187d
*and send all those data to D'Ellon