Just look at his lil eyes! How could you fear him?! He likes cuddling and is very gentle ^_^. But seriously, guys, stay away from his pincers/claws. They have a crushing force of 3,300 newtons (. _ . ) and can clip your fingies off in one snap!
bonus image:
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context: I didn't know the exact crushing force of a coco crab so I was looking it up and this is what showed
26 Comments
Andonyx@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 226d
Not a "true" crab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdxTYaugviQ
tomiant@piefed.social · 15 pts · 226d
Motherfuckers gatekeeping crabs now...
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 226d
If not crab, why crab-shaped?
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d
Because that's nature's best design
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 226d
This image could use some sharpness
rb411@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 226d
The coconut crab is objectively one of the most terrifying creators on God's green earth
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 226d
And what do they create? Mayhem
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d
YAY
starik@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 226d
No, too close to spiders
tomiant@piefed.social · 9 pts · 226d
Jumping spider wan be your fren!
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d
I can handle jumping spiders. I even capture wolf spiders that come into my house and let them back outside. (I heard wolf spiders eat the more meaner spiders.)
All others can fudge right off.
scytale@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 226d
They are delicious though, because of their coconut diet.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 226d
Actually, they are omnivores, and therefore eat all things that they can. Even smaller crabs! It's the king cobra in the crab world.
scytale@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 226d
Right, but the coconut in their diet helps make them tastier.
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d
Even aviators!
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 226d
Now, was Amelia Earhart eaten by coconut crabs? Edit: it is actually plausible Link to National Geographic
JargonWagon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 226d
We need answers
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 226d
idk
baconsunday@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 226d
Finally someone who's focused on the task at hand
tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 226d
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d
OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ITS SO CUTE OHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCE
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 226d
This motherfucker need Jee-suss.
gray@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 226d
Vert cute! but be careful!
polotype@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 226d
I like me some cheerleader crab
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 226d
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 226d
XD