If vegetarians eat vegetables, and humanitarians eat humans, what do Bavarians eat?

Sausage.

Humanitarians are not that broad in diet, they only eat people who study culture and society (the humanities).

In danish, a “bavian” is a baboon

So id assime they eat those

Bavarian cream-filled donuts

Source: I'm classified as Bavarian by diet

Bavaria. The actual landmass that makes up the state.

(I thought it was a country; til Germany has states and I've been there!)

Microsofts boot. They have been slobberin on that for decades at this point.

Babar. They eat Babar, the second b is soft, just like Babar’s flesh.

Bavaritables

Bavarages

Beaver.

They don't eat, only drink beer.

Bavarians drink Bavaria beer?

Idk

But organists eat offal

Saupreißlbeeren

Bavaria.

Bavs

Badongadongs

Whatever gets their motor working

Bavarois

Pretzels

Sausages and Potatos from their Bavarian Foodtruck

Your wife.