Holy water (of the variety you dip your hand in) generally contains human waste (from the hands) and salt (added to stop it from growing mould or algae). Probably not too different from hot dog water.
Always thought that was weird, salt was very valuable so was it a concession prize? Sorry you don't have a wife anymore but here's something pretty cool instead. Like if someone changed my husband into money I might be like, well, it was his time...
Would you really want to use or sell wife salt? I know the story of Lot predates Kosher laws, but that still seems like it wouldn't be okay in God's eyes.
I had an old coworker that made his own vodka. He always talked about wanting to make some from hotdog water. He was going to call it WurstWasser. I even made him a logo with an anthropomorphic hotdog taking a shower. I hope he made it.
Using a fancy steamer would work great but I keep lo-fi with just a wire rack. Fill your standard pot about a third with water and the rack, then once it's boiling set dogs in for 4-5 minutes, covered. Really until they are hot but won't take much. Then set buns in for 2ish minutes to heat and you're all set.
It's basically how street hot dog vendors do it. Miles tastier than boiling where flavor goes down the drain with your water.
31 Comments
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 211d
Not the new pope, he is from Chicago. He was raised on hotdog water and white bread.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 211d
I thought they were famous for having good hot dogs. Do they have shitty buns?
Johnmannesca@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d
Only if there's no poppy seeds
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 18 pts · 211d
“Baptise me in hot dog water. Lord knows the holy stuff won’t stick.”
GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 211d
Holy water (of the variety you dip your hand in) generally contains human waste (from the hands) and salt (added to stop it from growing mould or algae). Probably not too different from hot dog water.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 211d
Ok. Hear me out.
Hotdogs brined in holy water
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 211d
I mean, God did turn some dudes wife into salt, so there's precedent for salt being used.
BanMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d
Always thought that was weird, salt was very valuable so was it a concession prize? Sorry you don't have a wife anymore but here's something pretty cool instead. Like if someone changed my husband into money I might be like, well, it was his time...
Glytch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 209d
Would you really want to use or sell wife salt? I know the story of Lot predates Kosher laws, but that still seems like it wouldn't be okay in God's eyes.
slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 211d
Time to make some holy hotdog water
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 211d
What about pork soda?
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d
I'm sorry, WHAT
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 210d
“Grab yourself a can of pork soda You'll be feeling just fine Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house Swillin' down them cans of swine”
~Primus (they suck)
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 211d
Is there pineapple in it?
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 211d
You could garnish
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 210d
I had an old coworker that made his own vodka. He always talked about wanting to make some from hotdog water. He was going to call it WurstWasser. I even made him a logo with an anthropomorphic hotdog taking a shower. I hope he made it.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 211d
That's why Fred dust named an album after it.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 211d
If a member of limp bizkit is anywhere in the venue during a concert, it is a limp bizkit concert.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 211d
For the budget conscious, be sure to save the weenie water! Add a ketchup packet for a delicious soup!
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 211d
I cook my pasta in it for extra flavor
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 211d
Random Pro Tip
Steam your hot dogs and buns. Idk I just tried it the other day and light-years better than boiling.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d
Tell us more about your setup. Do I need a steamer?
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 211d
Using a fancy steamer would work great but I keep lo-fi with just a wire rack. Fill your standard pot about a third with water and the rack, then once it's boiling set dogs in for 4-5 minutes, covered. Really until they are hot but won't take much. Then set buns in for 2ish minutes to heat and you're all set.
It's basically how street hot dog vendors do it. Miles tastier than boiling where flavor goes down the drain with your water.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d
I’m going to do this soon, sounds amazing. Thank you for taking the time to type this up!
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 2 pts · 211d
I mean there’s a lot more symbolism to piss of xtians you can draw from this with it being a phallic symbol and whatnot…
callyral@pawb.social · 2 pts · 211d
What about instant noodle water
Barrymore@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 211d
Holy water
s@piefed.world · 2 pts · 211d
Wow, I’d sure like to have someone explain how the Holy Water thing works on a molecular level
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d
What if you add a single drop of hot dog water to holy water, or vice versa?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 211d
grind some pork rinds and make tea with it? I'm down!
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 209d
We vegan posting today boys