Maybe a little bit of judgement for shoving a smartphone in your gob instead of just drinking from the bottle like a normal alcoholic... At least it wasn't landscape orientation.
One time a bit of sauce dripped off my burger and landed on my phone screen. Without thinking I reflex licked it off and ever since I've had terminal cooties
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xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 84 pts · 214d
Maybe a little bit of judgement for shoving a smartphone in your gob instead of just drinking from the bottle like a normal alcoholic... At least it wasn't landscape orientation.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 214d
You have to advertise how much abuse Your throat can withstand.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 19 pts · 214d
No, I really don't think I d- Oh! You meant the Lady. Well, that's her business.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 214d
Well she's making it yours bud
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 14 pts · 214d
^Damnit^
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 214d
Having drinked booze from a shoe, I can't judge
hOrni@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 214d
Baileys?
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 214d
GHASP! an Old Greg reference!!!!
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 214d
WANNA SEE MY MANGINA???
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 214d
Do you love me?
Could you learn to love me?
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 214d
This is as close to Baileys as you can get without getting your eyes wet
CalmChaos72@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 214d
I’m happy to see Old Gregg out in the wild…
Hi there.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 214d
No fuck Bailey's I had enough of it that one time when I was 15
hOrni@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 214d
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach. It's an "Old Greg" reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3s9RVg2STY
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 6 pts · 214d
I forgot how great that show was.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 214d
The photo is square, so I'm already sceptical!
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 214d
Judgement from me. Very gross, phones are disgusting and youre potentially damaging it. The last thing we should be right now is even more wasteful.
douz0a0bouz@midwest.social · 11 pts · 213d
She's sterilizing it and not wasting the alcohol
Tehhund@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 213d
Thanks to alcohol, that phone is now the cleanest thing she's had in her mouth all night.
village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 214d
Eh, it's an iPhone, so liquid splashes on the back glass shouldn't do any damage. But it's still disgusting.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 213d
You realize most if not all phones are waterproof these days, right? Androids were waterproof first, if we're keeping track, lol.
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 213d
I'm not sure why you think I didn't realize that.
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 212d
One time a bit of sauce dripped off my burger and landed on my phone screen. Without thinking I reflex licked it off and ever since I've had terminal cooties
Etterra@discuss.online · 19 pts · 214d
That's how you end up with a spicy pillow in your phone.
gustofwind@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 214d
So basically nothing’s changed
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 214d
And this is why I go to pubs instead of bars.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 214d
Oh it's because red is fine. Now doing stuff like that with black or better scotch that would be confusing
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 1 pts · 211d
Don't worry, I'll.judge enough for the both of us.