Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter, wormwood-based Swedish liqueur that has become a Chicago cultural icon, known for its intense flavor and "rite of passage" status in the city's drinking culture. Introduced by Swedish immigrant Carl Jeppson, it's a type of bäsk brännvin, traditionally consumed as a digestif, and is famous for its unique, herbal, and citrusy bite that is loved and hated in equal measure.
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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 191d
Upon closer inspection, O'Brien seems to have broken his wrist and lost his right thumb. Suffering checks out.
Davel23@fedia.io · 28 pts · 191d
I mean, Malort is suffering in a bottle.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 191d
Had to look it up:
Sounds about right.
ch00f@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 191d
They are well aware of their brand.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 191d
Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 191d
Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours?
Botzo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d
The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine.
The poster ... No idea.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 191d
Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot?
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 190d
5 hours left ...hope you found it, your dad won't fight himself
xyguy@startrek.website · 5 pts · 191d
Kind of tastes like Sambuca to me, and then the aftertaste is so bitter it seems like you need to call poison control.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 191d
It tastes like someone fermented trashcan juice in a skunk's asshole in the dog days of summer.
Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 191d
I've already said yes, you don't have to keep selling it to me.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 191d
You take that back! Malort is golden nectar of the gods!
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 191d
Guinan wouldn’t serve that.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 190d
Pretty decent chance that she was serving it in this scene:
teft@piefed.social · 9 pts · 191d
Maybe they got the same hand guy that played flute for JL.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 191d
What?
teft@piefed.social · 14 pts · 191d
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 191d
WHAT
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 191d
Like the juggler in Labyrinth, there was a hand double used in these shots.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 191d
Yes but what the fuck is happening with leftie over there
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 191d
Flirting, I assume.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 191d
Lmao somehow I never actually noticed that, but that totally makes sense
Throbbing_banjo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 191d
O'Brien and Malort was the crossover I was waiting for this entire time
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 191d
Someone out there is weeping, retracing their every step. ‘My Malört O’Brien! Where is my Malört O’Brien?!’
teft@piefed.social · 15 pts · 191d
Temporal anomaly. You should alert temporal investigations.
You really don't want to be in possession of something outside its proper time frame when those guys show up.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 191d
They’ll have to kill me. This is far too precious to surrender. This is worth dying for.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 191d
The Malort riots changed the course of history
fireweed@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 191d
Yeah but O'Brien is Irish-Irish, not Chicago-Irish. He wouldn't be caught dead with the stuff.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 191d
The random sticker I found on the ground says otherwise.
teft@piefed.social · 5 pts · 191d
His ancestors were american irish so maybe it's a heritage drink.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 190d
Bro clean your nails
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 190d
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. It's like the inside corners of a junk drawer that's been used to store cheetos and crayons for 45 years
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 190d
It’s Baal Red through an airbrush. Calm down.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 190d
That makes me feel a lot better
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 190d
Wash your hands folks!
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d
I was airbrushing 40k dudes, it’s just paint. Check my other post for proof.
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 191d
Anyone have this meme in a higher quality format? I need it for... Science stuff.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 191d
8mp
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d
The contents of the cutout... Ill make it myself later if noone has that on file
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 191d
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 191d
You are a good person, and people like to say nice things about you.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 191d
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 188d
This needs to be a giant patch for the back of a jean jacket
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 191d
Brb, gonna go do a shot of Malort.
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 191d
Miles ahead of everyone else in Star Trek.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d
Cool Meaney
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 191d
M'lört
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 5 pts · 191d
I would frame it!
Or make a fake ID with it!
Or glue it to a stick and make him talk!
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 191d
Omg this is radiant.
Look at him, in all his glory telling you “don’t worry lad, everything is ok, go have a feckin drink and party. Fuck the Cardies. You go lad!”.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 190d
Malort?
O'Brien must suffer.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d
Oh, he does. He does.
PastelKeystone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 191d
This made my day. Put a big grin in it.
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 191d
That's just too much Malort... And he's not even Chicago Irish. That bottle might kill the poor Chief.
Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 191d
StitchInTime@piefed.social · 4 pts · 191d
He’s suffered enough.