This was just sitting on the ground outside!

As if it were trash! Possibly the best thing I’ve ever come across in my entire life.

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65 Comments

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 191d (32 replies)

Upon closer inspection, O'Brien seems to have broken his wrist and lost his right thumb. Suffering checks out.

Davel23@fedia.io · 28 pts · 191d (20 replies)

I mean, Malort is suffering in a bottle.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 191d (14 replies)

Had to look it up:

Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter, wormwood-based Swedish liqueur that has become a Chicago cultural icon, known for its intense flavor and "rite of passage" status in the city's drinking culture. Introduced by Swedish immigrant Carl Jeppson, it's a type of bäsk brännvin, traditionally consumed as a digestif, and is famous for its unique, herbal, and citrusy bite that is loved and hated in equal measure.

Sounds about right.

ch00f@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 191d (12 replies)

They are well aware of their brand.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 191d (11 replies)

Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 191d (10 replies)

Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours?

Botzo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d (8 replies)

The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine.

The poster ... No idea.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 191d

Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot?

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 190d

5 hours left ...hope you found it, your dad won't fight himself

xyguy@startrek.website · 5 pts · 191d

Kind of tastes like Sambuca to me, and then the aftertaste is so bitter it seems like you need to call poison control.

Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 191d (1 reply)

It tastes like someone fermented trashcan juice in a skunk's asshole in the dog days of summer.

Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 191d

I've already said yes, you don't have to keep selling it to me.

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 191d

You take that back! Malort is golden nectar of the gods!

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 191d (1 reply)

Guinan wouldn’t serve that.

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 190d

Pretty decent chance that she was serving it in this scene:

teft@piefed.social · 9 pts · 191d (10 replies)

Maybe they got the same hand guy that played flute for JL.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 191d (9 replies)

What?

teft@piefed.social · 14 pts · 191d (8 replies)

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 191d (6 replies)

WHAT

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 191d (5 replies)

Like the juggler in Labyrinth, there was a hand double used in these shots.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 191d (4 replies)

Yes but what the fuck is happening with leftie over there

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 191d

Flirting, I assume.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 191d

Lmao somehow I never actually noticed that, but that totally makes sense

Throbbing_banjo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 191d

O'Brien and Malort was the crossover I was waiting for this entire time

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 191d

Someone out there is weeping, retracing their every step. ‘My Malört O’Brien! Where is my Malört O’Brien?!’

teft@piefed.social · 15 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Temporal anomaly. You should alert temporal investigations.

You really don't want to be in possession of something outside its proper time frame when those guys show up.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 191d (1 reply)

They’ll have to kill me. This is far too precious to surrender. This is worth dying for.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 191d

The Malort riots changed the course of history

fireweed@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 191d (2 replies)

Yeah but O'Brien is Irish-Irish, not Chicago-Irish. He wouldn't be caught dead with the stuff.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 191d

The random sticker I found on the ground says otherwise.

teft@piefed.social · 5 pts · 191d

His ancestors were american irish so maybe it's a heritage drink.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 190d (5 replies)

Bro clean your nails

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 190d (2 replies)

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. It's like the inside corners of a junk drawer that's been used to store cheetos and crayons for 45 years

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 190d (1 reply)

It’s Baal Red through an airbrush. Calm down.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 190d

That makes me feel a lot better

Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 190d

Wash your hands folks!

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d

I was airbrushing 40k dudes, it’s just paint. Check my other post for proof.

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 191d (6 replies)

Anyone have this meme in a higher quality format? I need it for... Science stuff.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 191d (5 replies)

8mp

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d (4 replies)

The contents of the cutout... Ill make it myself later if noone has that on file

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 191d (3 replies)

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 191d (1 reply)

You are a good person, and people like to say nice things about you.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 191d

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 188d

This needs to be a giant patch for the back of a jean jacket

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 191d

Brb, gonna go do a shot of Malort.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 191d

Miles ahead of everyone else in Star Trek.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d

Cool Meaney

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 191d

M'lört

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 5 pts · 191d

I would frame it!
Or make a fake ID with it!
Or glue it to a stick and make him talk!

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 191d

Omg this is radiant.

Look at him, in all his glory telling you “don’t worry lad, everything is ok, go have a feckin drink and party. Fuck the Cardies. You go lad!”.

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 190d (1 reply)

Malort?

O'Brien must suffer.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d

Oh, he does. He does.

PastelKeystone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 191d

This made my day. Put a big grin in it.

Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 191d

That's just too much Malort... And he's not even Chicago Irish. That bottle might kill the poor Chief.

Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 191d
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StitchInTime@piefed.social · 4 pts · 191d

He’s suffered enough.