Fuck, can I have a do-over?

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14 Comments

moldyringwald@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 196d (6 replies)

I work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I'll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬

frog@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 196d

JoShmoe@ani.social · 10 pts · 196d (1 reply)

But what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d

but i am pagliacci

Jojowski@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 196d

Shedding and beets you say! Not in my red boom!

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 196d

If someone said this to me, I would laugh so had I couldn't resist the sale.

Shit your feets, my guy

sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 195d

Sounds like you could use a comforter.

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 196d (2 replies)

We're the smulling fronds

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 192d (1 reply)

FVCK

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 192d

also I literally just commented the clip without realizing you said it first lol

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 195d
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TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 195d

The best thing I have learned to do with age is embrace the awkwardness. You do something ridiculous and awkward, you laugh, call it out like it's something funny for both of you, and then you move on.

"Gow's it hoeing? ...wait... that's not right. Hoooow's.... itt.... gooooiiing... there we go, nailed it."

thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 195d

It's hoing fine, thank you. I'm a real hoefessional.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 192d

jamie_veal@feddit.org · 2 pts · 196d

I hate when hat thappens.