A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing

310 points · 39 comments · view on lemmy.world

39 Comments

Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org · 107 pts · 2y (6 replies)

If you're up for something, or down for something, it means the same thing.

If you fill in a form or fill out a form, it means the same thing.

English is fucked.

Chriszz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Think about filling in a form, though. Filling in a form—“to fill” is unambiguous. In/out isn’t even necessary when you think about it. “I’m going to fill a form” means the same thing too.

Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y

I feel like you're technically correct, but saying "fill a form" just sounds weird to a native English speaker.

s1ndr0m3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

The alarm went off, so I turned it off.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Don't forget you might already be in the right place and don't need to go up or down. Then you can say you're "there for something"

ezures@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Also try this inflammable table with flammable chairs.

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 2y

I hate this one, it confuses Dutch people from time to time, so they think “inflammable” means “fire resistant”.

Extra scary when there's only an English-language warning on this

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 2y (18 replies)

I guess fat chance is said sarcastically.

seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org · 31 pts · 2y (17 replies)

I've never not heard it said sarcastically.

Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 2y (6 replies)

There are words and phrases in English that get used sarcastically so often they lose their original meaning. There is a word for this and I swear I've seen a whole list somewhere but my google fu is weak today.

CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)
[ removed ]
Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 2y

Schizo and psycho are a bit different, because they involve shortening the words.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Semantic satiation?

Firefly7@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No - semantic satiation is when you read or hear a word so much in a short timeframe that it stops feeling like a real word, and briefly feels like just a jumble of letters/sounds.

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y

I hate semantic satiation. It happens all the time while programming for me. I'll have a variable name with some common word and, after typing it a few times my brain just stops recognizing it as a real word. This sometimes sends me into etymology dives to figure out why the word "jump" (or whatever) looks so strange.

hemmes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Row•ads, that is a freaky word

GarytheSnail@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y

There's a fat chance you're gonna be eating those words.

PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Now, I expect to be down voted.

I don't care, but I'm going to piss a lot of people off.

I say "I could care less".

That's sarcasm. It's what my nineties, heroin chic, grunge music adolescence gave me.

I could care less. It would just require that I make an effort. That's not caring less. That's caring about something.

It's like how the biggest homophobes always seem to be closeted. They care too much.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You think "could care less" is actually legit? Fat chance!

hemmes@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

You think it isn’t? Slim chance!

Nekobambam@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I remember we used to say “like I could care less” sarcastically back in the late 80s. I moved to a non-English speaking country in ‘89 so I have no idea when “I could care less” shifted from sarcasm to incorrect grammar, but I was surprised the first time I encountered people online mention it as a grammatical pet peeve.

topscientist@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

With you 100%

Markofthedead@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)
[ removed ]
cmhickman358@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2y

I'm never quite sure what it says about me that I find David Mitchell the most relatable person on television.

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/om7O0MFkmpw?si=qFPV-jWn2VSDZXru

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

I only down voted you, so you'd be right 👍

confluence@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You can make profit on and profit off

andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I could build on your point or build off of it.

Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

But if you’re hardly working, you’re not working hard.

EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Alarms can go off and be turned off

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yup. And one means it via sarcasm.

Synthead@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Yeah, with this argument, "excellent" and "terrible" means the same thing.

darcy@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

one is just said sarcastically

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y

Fun fact: awful and awesome used to be synonyms

moistclump@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Antiautonyms! https://people.sc.fsu.edu/~jburkardt/fun/wordplay/antiauto.html

Or contronyms. I don’t funny understand the delineation between the two.

Cableferret@lemmy.tf · 5 pts · 2y

I've always loved Mace Windu telling someone "your chances come in two sizes: slim and fat" in an old Star Wars Novell called Shatterpoint.

Suspicious@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 2y

Fat chance is a sarcastic phrase, so they don't actually have the same literal meaning

TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
PrettyBlackDress@lemdit.com · -28 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Not when you have a slim Jim

swab148@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I tried eating a Fat Jim but then I got banned from Grindr

PrettyBlackDress@lemdit.com · -30 pts · 2y

🤣