This is so true. I’ve had accidents happen like right as I’m unfastening things rushing to sit down. I swear there’s a psychological component to this.
That's the "I might be okay" moment, followed by the body's too early, "oh, we're there?" at the last few feet. Sometimes you can distract the mind a bit more by focusing on something else while you make the last steps. A lot like how flying works in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you have to notice something totally off-topic and forget you're about to hit the ground.
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misspelledusernme@piefed.social · 79 pts · 229d
"almost". They seem suspiciously relieved as they reach the driveway
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 229d
If I got to say, "Oh thank fuck I made it," I'd be relieved, too.
9point6@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 229d
Idk I don't seem to count myself as having made it until I'm sat
In my experience there's an inverse square law where the urge approaches infinity with proximity to the bowl
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 229d
This is so true. I’ve had accidents happen like right as I’m unfastening things rushing to sit down. I swear there’s a psychological component to this.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 228d
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 34 pts · 229d
That's the "I might be okay" moment, followed by the body's too early, "oh, we're there?" at the last few feet. Sometimes you can distract the mind a bit more by focusing on something else while you make the last steps. A lot like how flying works in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you have to notice something totally off-topic and forget you're about to hit the ground.
mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 229d
Indeed. One of the most important steps to take to not shit your pants, is to stop thinking about how you're about to shit your pants. 🙏
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 229d
Mate thinks rollercoasters only go down
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 18 pts · 229d
The urge comes in waves
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 229d
Waddling intensifies
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 229d
I'll bet you could find their address just from this snippet of map. Maybe I'm too paranoid.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 229d
they live at 123 fake street, washington, california, united states, texas, 12321
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 228d
That level of doxxing is 4chan shit. Compared to that, we have lives and actual hobbies. You’re good.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 227d
422 s. Norwich rd, Liverpool uk
Tm12@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 229d
Certified shit post
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 229d
Judging my the red dot location op put their butt out the window & let 'er rip in the comfort & privacy of their home.
93maddie94@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 229d
The colors are indicating speed and not heart rate I think. Makes sense that they went faster close to home and slowed down inside the house.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 229d