Mix together instant coffee, sugar, and powdered non-dairy creamer, then knead in just enough honey so that it makes a solid mass about the consistency of Play-Doh.
You use it like chewing tobacco, just stick a pinch between your cheek and gum. Unlike tobacco, there's no need to spit, you can swallow the juice.
I would do this too. Often would microwave the milk a bit to warm it up, mixes better so isn't lumpy. Maybe add some hot chocolate mix and cinnamon if I was feeling fancy.
13 Comments
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 199d
When the coffee machine is out at work I eat the beans. Then my coworkers look at me strangely.
Jasperthewolf@pawb.social · 5 pts · 199d
How do those taste actually?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 15 pts · 199d
Like coffee.
Jasperthewolf@pawb.social · 5 pts · 198d
Well of course x3
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 199d
They're pretty good honestly! I get chocolate covered espresso beans and they're awesome.
green_copper@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 197d
I love these.
ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social · 5 pts · 199d
If it works, it works.
CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 199d
That's nothing. Take a mouthful of instant coffee and wash it down with a gulp of milk.
captpackrat@pawb.social · 7 pts · 197d
I make my own "cowboy coffee chew".
Mix together instant coffee, sugar, and powdered non-dairy creamer, then knead in just enough honey so that it makes a solid mass about the consistency of Play-Doh.
You use it like chewing tobacco, just stick a pinch between your cheek and gum. Unlike tobacco, there's no need to spit, you can swallow the juice.
malle_yeno@pawb.social · 4 pts · 197d
Thats unhinged, I'm trying that
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 198d
Uh, coffee milk is a thing. Why is this in any way shocking to anyone?
ShyFae@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 199d
I would do this too. Often would microwave the milk a bit to warm it up, mixes better so isn't lumpy. Maybe add some hot chocolate mix and cinnamon if I was feeling fancy.
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 197d
I do this every day... It's nice. More milk in my coffee.