Ok, temperatures are in the low single Fahrenheit digits now here too, how do you get from there, and fighting, to getting your dick stuck on the sidewalk?
If your dick was wet, and you put it on metal, it could freeze to it, just like putting your tongue on metal when it's cold. I really don't see how fighting could lead to this outcome here.
Eh, I've seen enough videos where one person fighting loses a shirt partway, or gets pants'd in the scuffle. Warm clothes can mean sweaty junk, so getting your pants nudged down and falling forward could do it. Unlikely but plausible if you ask me.
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bruhbeans@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 213d
Maybe I'm doing it wrong but I don't usually fight with my dick out
Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 213d
My first thought as well. Are they sure they were “fighting”? 😬
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 213d
"We were just playing tummy swords"
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 213d
Ask @Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com, maybe he was present
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d
That's why you always lose.
MrMetaKopos@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 213d
Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 213d
Canadians are so tough, they brawl naked outside in -20F! Elbows up.
hector@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 213d
Ok, temperatures are in the low single Fahrenheit digits now here too, how do you get from there, and fighting, to getting your dick stuck on the sidewalk?
If your dick was wet, and you put it on metal, it could freeze to it, just like putting your tongue on metal when it's cold. I really don't see how fighting could lead to this outcome here.
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d
Eh, I've seen enough videos where one person fighting loses a shirt partway, or gets pants'd in the scuffle. Warm clothes can mean sweaty junk, so getting your pants nudged down and falling forward could do it. Unlikely but plausible if you ask me.
hector@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 213d
Oh yeah, I guess especially if one was "sagging" that would be almost probable, if the guy was sagging heavy enough, such an odd fashion.
But you still have getting from having your pants fall to your ankles, and dick frozen in sidewalk.