Man’s penis gets stuck to icy sidewalk during bar fight in Canada 🇨🇦

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bruhbeans@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 213d (4 replies)

Maybe I'm doing it wrong but I don't usually fight with my dick out

Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 213d (2 replies)

My first thought as well. Are they sure they were “fighting”? 😬

unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 213d

"We were just playing tummy swords"

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 213d

Ask @Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com, maybe he was present

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d

That's why you always lose.

MrMetaKopos@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 213d

Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 213d

Canadians are so tough, they brawl naked outside in -20F! Elbows up.

hector@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Ok, temperatures are in the low single Fahrenheit digits now here too, how do you get from there, and fighting, to getting your dick stuck on the sidewalk?

If your dick was wet, and you put it on metal, it could freeze to it, just like putting your tongue on metal when it's cold. I really don't see how fighting could lead to this outcome here.

Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Eh, I've seen enough videos where one person fighting loses a shirt partway, or gets pants'd in the scuffle. Warm clothes can mean sweaty junk, so getting your pants nudged down and falling forward could do it. Unlikely but plausible if you ask me.

hector@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 213d

Oh yeah, I guess especially if one was "sagging" that would be almost probable, if the guy was sagging heavy enough, such an odd fashion.

But you still have getting from having your pants fall to your ankles, and dick frozen in sidewalk.