Best type of potatoes

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27 Comments

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 189d (11 replies)

THEY MAKE THEM IN FACTORIES?!

My whole life has been a lie!

ray@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 189d (10 replies)

Just wait until you find out where peaches come from

Mirshe@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 189d (9 replies)

Peaches come from a can!

pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 189d (4 replies)

They were put there by a man!

brap@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 189d (3 replies)

In a factory downtown.

0ops@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 189d (2 replies)

And if I had my little way

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · -2 pts · 189d (1 reply)

You’d all be gay?

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 189d

we'd eat each other's peaches everyday

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 189d (3 replies)

How do they get in said can?

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 189d (2 replies)

They get put there by a man!

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 189d (1 reply)

Are you sure it's always a man?

sundray@lemmus.org · 0 pts · 189d

It's just one man. His name is Fred. He works 24/7/365.

LouNeko@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 189d (2 replies)

This dude is the reason why nobody else can be romantic with potatoes. He steals all the hearts.

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 189d (1 reply)

He's a Phantom Thief!

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 189d

Kali maa...

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 189d

her partner's feed

"Guys, I've been bringing buttatoes home to my girlfriend for a week and now I see this..."

Speiser0@feddit.org · 11 pts · 189d (1 reply)

It's potato asses.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 189d

Would an upside-down butt, by any other name, taste as sweet?

Klear@quokk.au · 9 pts · 189d

It's a nice potato, but...

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 189d (1 reply)

I just think they’re neat.

m0darn@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 188d

I'll put it with the Leader beans

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 189d

Ah, the ol' Potatoe factory. Or as I like to call it Ireland....

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 189d

EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 189d

Scrotatoes

TheBat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 189d
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JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 188d

Then turns them upside down, tilts a liitle send it to his mates as 'tato boobs hehehe’

Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 189d

You mean, your partner used to work in a potato factory . . . until you ratted him out for stealing company property.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 189d

This is the most Idaho thing I've ever seen.