c/linuxmemes · by Kolanaki@pawb.social · 212dThis is sum BULLSHIT! 759 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 212d
Good thing it's pretty easy to break windows.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 212d
Even better, when the hardware gets too hot windows explode on their own!
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 45 pts · 212d
MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 212d
We need to be able to mock ourselves and this is certainly one of the funniest so far.
carrotfox@piefed.social · 17 pts · 212d
sudo extinguish
wheezy@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 212d
And now I have a picture of a sweaty "I use Arch" user yelling this at a fire about to consume them.
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 212d
Would be a funny anime 🤔
gbzm@piefed.social · 10 pts · 212d
Windows users when they're chased by lions in the African savannah and the only way to survive is attempting to ride a gnu:
Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 9 pts · 212d
Captain Segfault comes to rescue: You're saved! Jump through X Window!
lattrommi@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 211d
I am disappointed that not one person has used the word "defenestrate" yet.
Defenestrate: The act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
This is a word that has started more than one war: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 212d
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 212d
wat
never happen
no windows here.
just rescue pendrives with live linux, or other computers to ssh in from to put out the fire.
meow@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 211d
I love breaking windows!
borQue@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 212d
I'm a big fan of Linux and still this made me lol
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 211d
I refuse to defenestrate myself!
mattyroses@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 212d
Ah shit, I can't get through the blue screens!
Limerance@piefed.social · 3 pts · 212d
My house only has xwindows for that reason.
BillyClark@piefed.social · 3 pts · 212d
The style of interface invented at Xerox PARC in 1973 (and almost certainly used by you if you're viewing this on a Linux computer) is called WIMP, for "Windows, Icons, Menus, Pointer." Microsoft just stole the name.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 211d
I'll just
kill -9the fire.ekZepp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d
Sudo cd ~/Home/Front-doorghost_rider69@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 212d
I don't understand? Can someone explain?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 212d
Linux users hate using Windows.
(Windows users also hate using Windows, tho, so it's not an exclusive club)
ghost_rider69@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 211d
Alright thanks bro
ulterno@programming.dev · 0 pts · 182d
But you know, one can really just use a Wayland window.
ghost_rider69@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 180d
yesman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 211d
fuck that, I'ma dual boot and bounce.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 1 pts · 212d
evol@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 211d
death is preferable than using Windows.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 211d
Least radicalized Linux user