c/tenforward · by Lydia_K@lemmy.world · 199d

Let's all have a Star Trek wash party

217 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world

23 Comments

muse@piefed.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 199d

Rich Corinthian Lather

lath@piefed.social · 17 pts · 199d (1 reply)

Anybody up for a Mudd bath?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 199d

Worf: “You just… sit here?”

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 199d (3 replies)

Khan top text:

Cleans you up after a day spent on Ceti Alpha V

SatyrSack@quokk.au · 14 pts · 199d (2 replies)

Picard:

The bath must be drawn here!

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 199d (1 reply)

This far (up the tub), no further! And I will make them Zestfully clean!

negativenull@piefed.world · 5 pts · 199d

It is possible to use no soap and still be clean. That is not a dirtiness. That is water.

Even in the dirtiest circumstances, there is always a soap- sometimes only a bubble. Trust that soap. Scrub a way back, no matter what it takes.

kalpol@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 199d (2 replies)

The Froth of Khan was right there

mvirts@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 198d

My God they need to get it together. The Bath of Kahn was right next to that!!!

Snowcano@startrek.website · 2 pts · 199d

At least they got, “Botanically Scented.”

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 199d

That's for when your bladder's full and you end up going where no man has gone before.

thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz · 7 pts · 199d (1 reply)

How do reavers clean their harpoons?

lunchbox2287@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 199d

Now I'm sad.

itsathursday@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 199d

With 7 of 9 essential vitamins and minerals in every bar.

Lower your shields and let the rest of the crew go on an away mission as you enjoy an ancient ritual of a water bath.

Transport yourself to Risa without the need for a shuttle in your own home.

Re energise your warp core with this bar of dilithium soap crystals.

renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 6 pts · 199d (2 replies)

Which one doesn’t make the dirt Klingon?

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d (1 reply)

I can't tell if I get the reference or if I'm having a stroke.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 199d

Which one doesn’t make the dirt [stick on]?

TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website · 5 pts · 199d (3 replies)

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fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 199d (2 replies)

When you take the actual soap out of the packet, does it have the image or writing embossed on it, or is it just a plain bar of soap with a cool box?

SatyrSack@quokk.au · 10 pts · 199d

Starfleet logo:

TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website · 3 pts · 199d

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Dasus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 198d

I'm curious as to why the Earl Grey scented isn't more popular.

It's bergamot orange. Citrus fruit shower gels are popular af.

sefra1@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 199d

That's nice, but I prefer a sonic showed everyday.

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 199d (1 reply)

There's no danger in dropping soap in the equitous 24th century.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 199d

You still do it, just for funsies