"My [drug dealer] is [feeling the effects] of a [Percocet 30mg] so I stole a quantity of fifteen [hand pressed 10mg oxycodone tablets] and absconded with my loot."
True, but it was posted like 30 seconds before his translation. I'm not saying its about speed but my try was better than nothing which was the case for half a minute!
25 Comments
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 213d
What is that sentence even supposed to mean? Did I have a stroke?
Carmakazi@piefed.social · 175 pts · 213d
"My [drug dealer] is [feeling the effects] of a [Percocet 30mg] so I stole a quantity of fifteen [hand pressed 10mg oxycodone tablets] and absconded with my loot."
pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 213d
words.zip
Impressive level of compression!
sibannac@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 213d
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 213d
To abscond should be in more peoples vocabulary.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d
Only reprobates and recidivists abscond!
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 213d
The description reminds me of Problem Sleuth.
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 213d
thank you Spamton~
Hond@piefed.social · 19 pts · 213d
my dealer overdosed/got sleepy off a 30mg(?) drug so i stole 15 pressed chemical drugs of the same kind but only with 10mg of ingridient and left.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 213d
The temu version of Carmakazi's translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.
Hond@piefed.social · 13 pts · 213d
True, but it was posted like 30 seconds before his translation. I'm not saying its about speed but my try was better than nothing which was the case for half a minute!
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 213d
It doesn't seem wise to steal from an armed man already on the wrong side of the law...
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 213d
He is incapacitated
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 213d
For now!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 213d
Scoop that mp-5
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 213d
Doesn't look like there's anything wrong with those kicks either, since we're here and all
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 212d
I know the sentence has words in it, but I've never seen them in that order before.
Also, who is stealing the firearm?
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 212d
That appears to be a fake mp5 - likely a plastic BB shooter.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d
For someone passed out they still have good trigger discipline.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 213d
Another great argument for the second amendment in the US.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 213d
i don't get it, is this sarcasm?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d
How could I have made it more obvious?
papalonian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d
There's a tag people use
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d
Nu uh!
/s
Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 212d
Well seeing as how he isn't supposed to have the pills either but does have them he would probably still have the gun 2A or no 2A