Bro caught slippin

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25 Comments

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 213d (10 replies)

What is that sentence even supposed to mean? Did I have a stroke?

Carmakazi@piefed.social · 175 pts · 213d (6 replies)

"My [drug dealer] is [feeling the effects] of a [Percocet 30mg] so I stole a quantity of fifteen [hand pressed 10mg oxycodone tablets] and absconded with my loot."

pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 213d (1 reply)

words.zip

Impressive level of compression!

sibannac@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 213d

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 213d (2 replies)

To abscond should be in more peoples vocabulary.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d

Only reprobates and recidivists abscond!

VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 213d

The description reminds me of Problem Sleuth.

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 213d

thank you Spamton~

Hond@piefed.social · 19 pts · 213d (2 replies)

my dealer overdosed/got sleepy off a 30mg(?) drug so i stole 15 pressed chemical drugs of the same kind but only with 10mg of ingridient and left.

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 213d (1 reply)

The temu version of Carmakazi's translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.

Hond@piefed.social · 13 pts · 213d

True, but it was posted like 30 seconds before his translation. I'm not saying its about speed but my try was better than nothing which was the case for half a minute!

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 213d (2 replies)

It doesn't seem wise to steal from an armed man already on the wrong side of the law...

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 213d (1 reply)

He is incapacitated

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 213d

For now!

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Scoop that mp-5

lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 213d

Doesn't look like there's anything wrong with those kicks either, since we're here and all

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 212d (1 reply)

I know the sentence has words in it, but I've never seen them in that order before.

Also, who is stealing the firearm?

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 212d

That appears to be a fake mp5 - likely a plastic BB shooter.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d

For someone passed out they still have good trigger discipline.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 213d (5 replies)

Another great argument for the second amendment in the US.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 213d (3 replies)

i don't get it, is this sarcasm?

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d (2 replies)

How could I have made it more obvious?

papalonian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d (1 reply)

There's a tag people use

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d

Nu uh!

/s

Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 212d

Well seeing as how he isn't supposed to have the pills either but does have them he would probably still have the gun 2A or no 2A