549Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke c/lemmyshitpost · by GreenDust@lemmings.world · 179d · 36 comments
719Make sure you know what your kid is getting themselves into c/lemmyshitpost · by GreenDust@lemmings.world · 181d · 65 comments
809My father the tween literary critic c/lemmyshitpost · by GreenDust@lemmings.world · 194d · 74 comments
715Modern problems require modern solutions c/lemmyshitpost · by GreenDust@lemmings.world · 195d · 24 comments
287For when joints give you a sore throat and edibles give you a tummy ache c/lemmyshitpost · by GreenDust@lemmings.world · 196d · 35 comments
1.2kI saw your face in a crowded place c/lemmyshitpost · by GreenDust@lemmings.world · 196d · 93 comments
on *Permanently Deleted* · c/lemmyshitpost · 8 pts · 179dIf the brown rice is parboiled, then yeah, you should be able to cook it on the white rice setting all the same. The difference between the white/brown rice settings is just time.
on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke · c/lemmyshitpost · 0 pts · 179d because it's the only place I can think of that sells them.... Because they're illegal to sell elsewhere 🤯
on Get on my level · c/lemmyshitpost · 62 pts · 194dTheir argument was about the optimal date format to use.
on Get on my level · c/lemmyshitpost · 48 pts · 194dAre short women supposed to date children or something?
on Get on my level · c/lemmyshitpost · 54 pts · 194d this clip is trying to say "i don't care," but its existence alone says "i deeply care" The setup makes you expect "i don't care," but then the punchline is actually "i deeply care". The joke here is the subversion of expectations.
on Get on my level · c/lemmyshitpost · 74 pts · 194dText source: https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/651211271920877569/used-to-date-a-guy-who-was-64-and-im-52-and-one Image source: https://www.tiktok.com/@paulalmao/video/6928471963815988485
And you're dying alone so what
If the brown rice is parboiled, then yeah, you should be able to cook it on the white rice setting all the same. The difference between the white/brown rice settings is just time.
Because they're illegal to sell elsewhere 🤯
If you're cold, they're cold
Eurocentrism
BRB, just gonna sanitize this handrail with my dick
Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome
She looks schifty five
Bird law is not governed by reason
Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.
I think I just don't know what 🥺 means
Short men are men, not children
Are short women supposed to date children or something?
The setup makes you expect "i don't care," but then the punchline is actually "i deeply care". The joke here is the subversion of expectations.
Text source: https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/651211271920877569/used-to-date-a-guy-who-was-64-and-im-52-and-one
Image source: https://www.tiktok.com/@paulalmao/video/6928471963815988485
Absolutely not