TL;DR as you age if you have more than a lifelong partner herpes is less of a risk and more of a certainty and you're just crossing your fingers that you'll be asymptomatic, and the quickest way for a young person to catch it is to fuck old people.
I've seen those in the US. At least the caramel ones, not sure about chocolate. I tend to favor gummy bears so I'm not up on the non-technicolor candy market.
My baseball coach was telling me about this time he and his dentist went out for drinks and found a urine soaked pancake under their table, they brought it home and extracted the urine so they could send it off for DNA testing. Turned out the DNA belonged to Werther himself, they couldn't believe it so they hopped on their scooters and went to a store to buy some Werther's original to melt into a syrup to use on the pancake that no longer contained any urine after the extraction. He said it was probably the best pancake they've ever had, but every time they've gone back to that bar for drinks they never found another of those pancake treats.
Some new novelty account, has been showing up in popular threads just posting nonsense. Normally I'd assume it's some bot, but bots these days are better about sounding coherent.
Well my main account I created a few years ago when Reddit stopped supporting third party apps like rif. Used it for a while then forgot about it and created this one, then forgot about it. Now I'm just having a bit of fun if you catch my drift.
29 Comments
LasseKB@sopuli.xyz · 73 pts · 205d
Okay, first of all, I'm not pretending
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 205d
Who the fuck is? Werthers are fucking delicious.
LasseKB@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 205d
Right? 😄
snooggums@piefed.world · 20 pts · 205d
Second of all, flirting with senior citizens is an ego boost and nobody is gonna stop me.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 205d
Au contraire! I'm the one pretending NOT to like Werther's so my girlfriend doesn't get worried every time I pass the local nursing home.
negativenull@piefed.world · 32 pts · 205d
These too:
snooggums@piefed.world · 8 pts · 205d
I think of those as ant and uncle candy and Werther's as old people candy. Both are awesome!
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 205d
werthers have a good crunch to them, if you gots the teeth....
EisFrei@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d
And the shards are just as sharp as a flint knife!
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 204d
80 year old pussy is still pussy. I don't see the problem.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 9 pts · 204d
https://www.singlecare.com/blog/news/herpes-statistics/
TL;DR as you age if you have more than a lifelong partner herpes is less of a risk and more of a certainty and you're just crossing your fingers that you'll be asymptomatic, and the quickest way for a young person to catch it is to fuck old people.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 204d
:(
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 205d
Werther's makes soft chocolate-/caramel-based sweets, too. They're awesome! Bet you can't get those in the US tho, lol
queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 204d
I've seen those in the US. At least the caramel ones, not sure about chocolate. I tend to favor gummy bears so I'm not up on the non-technicolor candy market.
Mora@pawb.social · 3 pts · 203d
And now they also make soft caramel filled with other things like cookies, berries and brownies. And the berry ones are quite nice
writeonly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
The best thing they make imho is the popcorn. It's like regular popcorn that someone poured the same weight in melted werthers originals over.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 205d
My baseball coach was telling me about this time he and his dentist went out for drinks and found a urine soaked pancake under their table, they brought it home and extracted the urine so they could send it off for DNA testing. Turned out the DNA belonged to Werther himself, they couldn't believe it so they hopped on their scooters and went to a store to buy some Werther's original to melt into a syrup to use on the pancake that no longer contained any urine after the extraction. He said it was probably the best pancake they've ever had, but every time they've gone back to that bar for drinks they never found another of those pancake treats.
lime@feddit.nu · 24 pts · 205d
what
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d
Some new novelty account, has been showing up in popular threads just posting nonsense. Normally I'd assume it's some bot, but bots these days are better about sounding coherent.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 205d
Novelty bot perhaps? I'll get bored soon enough and fade into obscurity. But for now, I'll leave you with this recipe for cigarette gumbo:
Ingredients:
-64 lbs plain cigarettes
-2lbs menthol cigarettes
-several car batteries
-your local lake
Directions:
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 204d
Man, your account's a year old and you've only just now started posting odd non-sequituers.
Why the sudden change? Everything ok? Lemmy's fairly welcoming, not like you're going to get dunked on for making more normal comments.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 204d
Well my main account I created a few years ago when Reddit stopped supporting third party apps like rif. Used it for a while then forgot about it and created this one, then forgot about it. Now I'm just having a bit of fun if you catch my drift.
Mora@pawb.social · 2 pts · 203d
appreciating the nonsense :)
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 205d
I didn't say anything
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 204d
New copypasta just dropped
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 5 pts · 205d
I liked them when I was a child, now they're probably too sweet for me
snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 205d
They are on the milder side of sweetness for candy in the US.
FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
"Back in my day they were called Werther's Echte!!!"
laserm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d
Who would not like Werther originals? Officer,.take him to the asylum