Rule 34

666 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 80 pts · 213d (3 replies)

What does that guy have to do with taking out a CEO? Last I saw him he was volunteering in a homeless kitchen on the west coast the morning of December 4th, 2024.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 15 pts · 212d (2 replies)

Impossible. He was hanging out at my house at that time, playing Legend of Zelda and eating boneless chicken wings.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Nonsense. He was in the rockies at that time, training for the Winter Olympics in the jack skellington race

soulsarchive@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 212d

such ignorance, he was literally eating pizza in his room alone while watching anime. i was blessed to have binoculars at the time

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 213d (7 replies)

Sent this to my girlfriend, let's see what she says 😁

rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 213d (5 replies)

How'd it go?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 212d (4 replies)

No reply yet 😄

Zelaf@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 212d (3 replies)

How about now?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 212d (1 reply)

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 212d

Ayyyyyyyy ✊ the update!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 212d

Nope. It's 4am in her time zone though, so I wouldn't expect her to go on Signal any time soon lol

Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 212d
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DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 23 pts · 213d

Alternate version

Are you Charlie Kirk? Because you make me want to take a shot.

sommerset@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 212d

Daawww. Young love

BoJackHorseman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d (4 replies)
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 212d (2 replies)

I get nervous when people ask this.

MonkRome@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d (1 reply)

You should, this guy's all over lemmy fawning over Hitler. He's a creep.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 211d

Shit. I did not look at the profile. Man he doesn't even put it in [[[]]] brackets like they usually do. Must have missed orientation day.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 202d

Guess which group controls you, you brainwashed waste of space?