Probably intended as "[Did you remember to] turn mirrors in ???"
I'm more interested in why people shouldn't wash dueling rear wheels and oversized ones. Maybe they're like cats and spraying them with water will stop all the fighting.
I'm not a car person but I'm assuming they meant to prohibit dual (as in 'double') rear wheels as I don't think there's a configuration that would warrant using duel (as in 'fight').
I imagine them being forced to constantly run so close to each other can lead to a build up of frustrations that could eventually culminate in a duel. I'm not sure why the carwash would discourage people from breaking up a good wheel-fight, though.
There's an ancient evil lurking in those woods that possesses mirrors. You need to turn them inward so the evil spirit doesn't enter them and follow you home.
(most modern side view mirrors can be turned inward so they are less likely to be damaged in a car wash or something)
Yeah you turn your mirrors in. Check ‘em out for the prescribed/contractual tome period, refill mirror fluid to max, and turn back in. It’s all in the contract.
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robocall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 187d
Looks like an automatic car wash based on the signs
DABDA@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 187d
Probably intended as "[Did you remember to] turn mirrors in ???"
I'm more interested in why people shouldn't wash dueling rear wheels and oversized ones. Maybe they're like cats and spraying them with water will stop all the fighting.
twack@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 187d
They probably don't fit on the car wash tracks.
DABDA@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 187d
I'm not a car person but I'm assuming they meant to prohibit dual (as in 'double') rear wheels as I don't think there's a configuration that would warrant using duel (as in 'fight').
espentan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 187d
I imagine them being forced to constantly run so close to each other can lead to a build up of frustrations that could eventually culminate in a duel. I'm not sure why the carwash would discourage people from breaking up a good wheel-fight, though.
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 186d
Nice catch lol
DABDA@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 186d
Thanks! Credit to World of Warcraft for my sensitivity to those kinds of typos; all those duel wielding rouges looking for Mankirk's wife and whatnot.
sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 187d
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 187d
Damned right, fucking mirror terrorists.
DABDA@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 186d
Bill Stickers is innocent!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 187d
There's an ancient evil lurking in those woods that possesses mirrors. You need to turn them inward so the evil spirit doesn't enter them and follow you home.
(most modern side view mirrors can be turned inward so they are less likely to be damaged in a car wash or something)
X@piefed.world · 3 pts · 187d
Yeah you turn your mirrors in. Check ‘em out for the prescribed/contractual tome period, refill mirror fluid to max, and turn back in. It’s all in the contract.