I’m confused. Illustrators can’t tell when somebody is pregnant or fat? Or is it that they don’t understand the social norm of not asking if you’re not sure? Or is the title irrelevant?
That lady is wearing an empire waist top which flares out around the hips so it's going to be pretty hard to tell whether she has belly fat, a baby bump, or a six-pack underneath. I don't know why someone would feel confident enough to congratulate her on pregnancy when they can't even see her belly.
20 Comments
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 190d
Is this loss?
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 190d
No baby? Checks out.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 190d
artifex@piefed.social · 9 pts · 190d
Damn. What’s darker than dark humor?
X@piefed.world · 8 pts · 190d
Ummm, darker humor?
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 189d
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 190d
blame the failed education system:
sorry, i didnt know it was physically possible to get such a fat belly without being pregnant. my teachers were severely underfunded
venusaur@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 190d
I’m confused. Illustrators can’t tell when somebody is pregnant or fat? Or is it that they don’t understand the social norm of not asking if you’re not sure? Or is the title irrelevant?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 190d
It’s that they try to CTRL Z real life situations
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 190d
Yeah. Its like... welp, went down the wrong path in that dialogue tree, undo, ctrl z, load previous save!
CamelCityCalamity@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d
viral.vegabond@piefed.social · 20 pts · 190d
Act like you were taking about her boobs and not her belly?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 190d
Your mileage may wildly vary.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 190d
No. You act like someone told you that they adopted a baby kitten.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 190d
What if you actually can ctrl-z irl, but your memory also gets undone so you can't know for sure
morto@piefed.social · 1 pts · 190d
Just like in The Devil's DeLorean
the_artic_one@programming.dev · 7 pts · 189d
That lady is wearing an empire waist top which flares out around the hips so it's going to be pretty hard to tell whether she has belly fat, a baby bump, or a six-pack underneath. I don't know why someone would feel confident enough to congratulate her on pregnancy when they can't even see her belly.
BanMe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 189d
With that bow on it, it strikes me as maternity. Fortunately I learned not to comment on people's pregnancies until the child is 12 or so.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 190d
Thats when you just start singing "hey baby hey baby hey!"
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d
Just follow it up with “the food baby! They got some great food at this party! I’mma go get some!”