Welcome to this floral nightmare. Complete with plastic floor covering and statuettes?!

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29 Comments

teft@startrek.website · 38 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Imagine the shrooms kicking in in that bathroom.

SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

No thank you.

FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Drowned in the toilet you say?

radix@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Not like this, FARTYSHARTBLAST, not like this...

Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your username is hilarious! Thanks for that.

FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

You're welcome.

Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 35 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The plastic floor covering is actually pretty normal. It's a temporary adhesive plastic used to keep new carpet from being worn down while the house is being shown. That's why it doesn't cover the entire bathroom floor; just enough for people to see the bathroom and not get the carpet dirty.

However, the idea of having carpet in a room where fecal bacteria and urine are flying around disgusts me in general.

SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If it’s new carpet it would mean they decorated it like this especially to sell. Yikes.

Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I'm glad the second half of your comment was there. I was internally screaming that carpets don't belong in bathrooms for the entirety of the first half.

Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

That's very possible

SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 2y

Nice patio chair and glass shelf/table too. Perfect for a bathroom.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 9 pts · 2y

* vaporwave intensifies *

Gingerlegs@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Godort@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It looks like the floor is carpet, so it makes perfect sense.

I have cleaned enough bathrooms to not delude myself into thinking that piss won't ever hit the floor.

Although the real answer here is just to not carpet a bathroom.

Tyfud@lemmy.one · 9 pts · 2y

Old people carpet bathrooms. They do it because one of the primary places they slip and fall and hurt themselves in is the bathroom.

Gregorech@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
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De_Narm@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Not gonna lie, I kinda like the wallpaper and statues.

ithas@artemis.camp · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I get the feeling you might be a future content provider

Emperor@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

Or serial killer.

FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is that a toilet desk?

Also, this looks like a serial killer set up a place to murder someone lol

SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or a cocaine shelf?

Gregorech@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Grandma is trying to relive her nights at Studio54.

Stanwich@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

So this is where I'm murdered.

morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

Swapping the flooring to not carpet would improve the room significantly

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is this a place in the backrooms?

cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

I'm afraid it is. And, I'm afraid you are now, too.

itsyourmom@artemis.camp · 3 pts · 2y

Yikes! It’s too much I tell you… too freaking much. If the smallest room in a house is this jamb packed with flowers and useless shit… I don’t even want to see the rest of the house. You’d need to really LOVE flowers

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Ah another crime, more carpeted washrooms.

Zephyr@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y

Reminds me of an Oscar Wilde play.

PrettyBlackDress@lemdit.com · 1 pts · 2y

Little mermaid

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

The garden chairs on the right got me