But what about second climax?

I don't think he knows about second climax, Pip. He's only watched the movies.

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damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 197d (2 replies)

So what is the Scouring of the shire?

1dalm@lemmings.world · 23 pts · 197d (1 reply)

After the ring is destroyed Saruman invades the Shire as a mafia boss and nicknames himself "Sharky". Then Frodo and the gang kick his butt and Frodo declares himself Sheriff, defunds the police, and resigns.

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 197d

technically he doesn't name himself, Sharky comes from the orcs who called him sharkû, "old man" in orcish

sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 197d (1 reply)

If we get the Scouring, we lose the epic Saruman swan dive though. 🤔

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 197d

Having him get shanked by Grima woulda been better.

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 197d (2 replies)

i thought this meme was about something else

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 197d (1 reply)

So did Aragorn

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 197d

Sorry, Arwen. No idea why that would be gross.

Can't get to three without two