Finally, some good fucking rule

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26 Comments

pentastarm@piefed.ca · 28 pts · 198d (4 replies)

Jesus that's cheap. Sign me up.

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 198d (2 replies)

Right? The actual one is twice that, and you don't even get a toy (or any estrogen)

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 198d (1 reply)

And burger king 🤢

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d

Actually, my local burger king is really good. It's actually kind of crazy.

morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 3 pts · 198d

In real life it's much smaller than in the picture

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 17 pts · 198d

Love that woke sauce

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 197d (2 replies)
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blinfabian@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 197d

when i go to another country and i paas through wallonie, belgium it drops to 3G

blinfabian@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 197d
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RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 198d (1 reply)

Gunna line up for a meal the second my ass hits menopause

Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 197d

Oh my God do those chuds ever have a meltdown when you point out that menopausal women and "low-T" men do HRT all the time. Or that there's really not a lot of practical difference between a cis woman that has had a full hysterectomy and a trans woman who's had bottom surgery.

patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 197d (1 reply)

Feed the tiddies

Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d

First I read that as "Feed them tiddies" and now I'm picturing a damn Soylent Green scenario where they make the burger from among other things the tiddies of the trans girls they lure in with their estrogen burgers. Goddammit. xD

Clear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 197d (1 reply)

Corporate love the smell of free exposure and advertising

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 197d

Eh, no actual company would sell food this good for this price.

Bombastic@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 197d

Does it come with a paper crown?

Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 197d (1 reply)

There was a period of time where the Impossible Whopper was guilty pleasure of mine. Then I got more serious about sticking to my BDS goals so had to cut out BK.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d

impossible meat is so tasty too 😔

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d (8 replies)

can i please have an estrogen burger?

im willing to pay shipping if its a US thing, thats fine....

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d (7 replies)

Sadly, no US corporation is currently willing to sponsor Estrogen Burger™ 😔

The best way to get one is to make your own, adding the estrogen as a powder sprinkle after the burger is cooked. Unfortunately, a large percentage of the dose will go to waste like all oral methods. If you use concentrated enough powder, more of it might get absorbed as you're chewing.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d (1 reply)

u think I can also put gel? thats presumably what I will get. like - is ut edible?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d

I don't know what is used in the gels in your country, so your milage may vary. Read the ingredients and warning labels to get a better idea.

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d (4 replies)

unironically i'd like to start a cooperation that discretely ships affirming clothing, tuckies/packies, hajs, and estrogen/testosterone burgers

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d (3 replies)

Considering you aren't supposed to take oral t, a testosterone burger might be a bad idea

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 197d (2 replies)

how is it then supposed to be taken in?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 197d (1 reply)

Injection, gels, patches, or any other method that fully bypasses the liver.

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 197d

i heard you, testosterone jello then :3

packaged in a handsome masculine deodorant-like tube with the smell of fresh wood and pines!

"Man Up, Refresh Now"!

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d

I don't even want the estrogen but if I can get a burger, fries, nuggies, sauce, drink, and a toy for 5.99 I'm there.