Oh my God do those chuds ever have a meltdown when you point out that menopausal women and "low-T" men do HRT all the time. Or that there's really not a lot of practical difference between a cis woman that has had a full hysterectomy and a trans woman who's had bottom surgery.
First I read that as "Feed them tiddies" and now I'm picturing a damn Soylent Green scenario where they make the burger from among other things the tiddies of the trans girls they lure in with their estrogen burgers. Goddammit. xD
There was a period of time where the Impossible Whopper was guilty pleasure of mine. Then I got more serious about sticking to my BDS goals so had to cut out BK.
Sadly, no US corporation is currently willing to sponsor Estrogen Burger™ 😔
The best way to get one is to make your own, adding the estrogen as a powder sprinkle after the burger is cooked. Unfortunately, a large percentage of the dose will go to waste like all oral methods. If you use concentrated enough powder, more of it might get absorbed as you're chewing.
26 Comments
pentastarm@piefed.ca · 28 pts · 198d
Jesus that's cheap. Sign me up.
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 198d
Right? The actual one is twice that, and you don't even get a toy (or any estrogen)
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 198d
And burger king 🤢
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d
Actually, my local burger king is really good. It's actually kind of crazy.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 3 pts · 198d
In real life it's much smaller than in the picture
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 17 pts · 198d
Love that woke sauce
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 197d
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 197d
when i go to another country and i paas through wallonie, belgium it drops to 3G
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 197d
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 198d
Gunna line up for a meal the second my ass hits menopause
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 197d
Oh my God do those chuds ever have a meltdown when you point out that menopausal women and "low-T" men do HRT all the time. Or that there's really not a lot of practical difference between a cis woman that has had a full hysterectomy and a trans woman who's had bottom surgery.
patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 197d
Feed the tiddies
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d
First I read that as "Feed them tiddies" and now I'm picturing a damn Soylent Green scenario where they make the burger from among other things the tiddies of the trans girls they lure in with their estrogen burgers. Goddammit. xD
Clear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 197d
Corporate love the smell of free exposure and advertising
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 197d
Eh, no actual company would sell food this good for this price.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 197d
Does it come with a paper crown?
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 197d
There was a period of time where the Impossible Whopper was guilty pleasure of mine. Then I got more serious about sticking to my BDS goals so had to cut out BK.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d
impossible meat is so tasty too 😔
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d
can i please have an estrogen burger?
im willing to pay shipping if its a US thing, thats fine....
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d
Sadly, no US corporation is currently willing to sponsor Estrogen Burger™ 😔
The best way to get one is to make your own, adding the estrogen as a powder sprinkle after the burger is cooked. Unfortunately, a large percentage of the dose will go to waste like all oral methods. If you use concentrated enough powder, more of it might get absorbed as you're chewing.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d
u think I can also put gel? thats presumably what I will get. like - is ut edible?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d
I don't know what is used in the gels in your country, so your milage may vary. Read the ingredients and warning labels to get a better idea.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d
unironically i'd like to start a cooperation that discretely ships affirming clothing, tuckies/packies, hajs, and estrogen/testosterone burgers
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 197d
Considering you aren't supposed to take oral t, a testosterone burger might be a bad idea
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 197d
how is it then supposed to be taken in?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 197d
Injection, gels, patches, or any other method that fully bypasses the liver.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 197d
i heard you, testosterone jello then :3
packaged in a handsome masculine deodorant-like tube with the smell of fresh wood and pines!
"Man Up, Refresh Now"!
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 197d
I don't even want the estrogen but if I can get a burger, fries, nuggies, sauce, drink, and a toy for 5.99 I'm there.