I CANNOT imagine a world that isn't full of idiots. My brain cannot process what that would look like.
I don't feel I'm some super genius. I'm just some guy. I feel like I SHOULD be middle of the pack at best.
But instead, I'm somehow way higher than I have any right to be. Simply because I question everything, which sharpens my critical thinking skills. A skill most people seem to have lost over the years....
You're all fucking liars. Every one of you. You know if someone bent over and showed you their butthole that you'd poke it. You can't not. It's a base mammalian instinct.
25 Comments
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 188d
Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.
Abundance114@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 188d
You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 188d
Way older aphorism than the internet.
Edit: The greatest generation grandparents used to say this. Perhaps much older.
Catnipchewer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d
Yes. I thought about it in the shower, thus shower thought
Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 188d
Don’t let them get your Goatse.
daychilde@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 188d
WRONG. Someone is WRONG on the internet and I MUST right that wrong!
;-)
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d
But what will you do once you've taught them all the errors of their ways, and there's nothing left to correct?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d
I CANNOT imagine a world that isn't full of idiots. My brain cannot process what that would look like.
I don't feel I'm some super genius. I'm just some guy. I feel like I SHOULD be middle of the pack at best.
But instead, I'm somehow way higher than I have any right to be. Simply because I question everything, which sharpens my critical thinking skills. A skill most people seem to have lost over the years....
.......just as the machine wants it.
moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 187d
Table for Kruger, Dunning-Kruger?
daychilde@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 188d
Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
Hehe
mysticpickle@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 188d
Unless you swing that way ofc 🏳️🌈
db2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 188d
Everyone has one and many of them stink.
socsa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 187d
Basically all of them except for mine
db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d
Does anyone else smell fresh cinnamon rolls?
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 188d
I heard it as: everyone has one, and they all stink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 188d
cat owners know this
Catnipchewer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d
Cats will always show you their opinions and assholes.
devolution@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d
Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them... Up.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 187d
Let my show you my bud hole
It's where me and my buddies hang out
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 188d
They're like hearts too, in that case. See, they don't have to be negatively framed, lol.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 159d
You're all fucking liars. Every one of you. You know if someone bent over and showed you their butthole that you'd poke it. You can't not. It's a base mammalian instinct.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 1 pts · 159d
and everyone is on the internet looking for some.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 188d
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 187d
Some people are bigger opinions than others!
Catnipchewer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d
And some opinions are tighter, others have loosened up. Flexible minds with flexible opinions are best.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 1 pts · 159d
speak for yourself. I like the tight feel.