Why though?

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gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 54 pts · 200d (3 replies)

Because it's sick AF, and they're sick AF.

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 200d (1 reply)

then they should go to the hospital

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 200d

Owls have the right to get ill.

4grams@awful.systems · 5 pts · 200d

Right answer.

Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 200d (7 replies)

Their eyes are stationary in their sockets, so they gotta have crazy necks that are all bendy and whatnot

dyslexicdainbroner@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 200d (6 replies)

Owls have twice as many neck vertebra of us lowly stiff necked humans

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 200d

*loose-eyed humans.

Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d (1 reply)

This comment made my neck hurt

toynbee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d

My neck already hurt so I was hoping after reading your comment that it would have the opposite effect and stop hurting, but alas.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d

so owls have double the neck per neck compared to humans. that's wild.

anon6789@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d

And it's coiled up like a spring!

87Six@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 200d

I like the thought of a world where Owls are speciest towards us and call us stiff-necks

IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 200d

They figured out the drift-stare before Luigi did!

anon6789@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 200d

Someone had to be the most badass after the dinosaurs threw in the towel to some space rock.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 11 pts · 200d

Who’s going to stop them?

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Now that you mention it, they are kind of OP. Flight, stealth, hypermobility. And looking like absolute BAMF'ers at any size or angle.

zemo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 200d

They are excellent predators, but they're not that intelligent. There is always a trade off. Owls are often used as imagery to represent intellect or wisdom but it's pretty much an ancient misunderstanding. Any corvid will beat an owl at intelligence. A true OP Animal would be excellent hunters AND be highly intelligent. Humans are a good example.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 200d

They're not, but who's going to stop them? The system is crumbling.

kureta@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 200d

That actual owl looks like a cubist rendition of an owl.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 200d

Corkscrew neck bones.

Janx@piefed.social · 7 pts · 200d

If you can make it to the same height, you're free to try as well!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 200d

whos gonna stop them, the federal owl service? they can't even put a ladder up without hitting their head

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 200d (3 replies)

I'd like to put in an evolutionary pull request to upgrade the human body with the following features:

  • Bendy neck for gyroscopic head stabilization
  • Ultra-low latency zoomable vision
  • 360° neck rotation
alberttcone@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 200d (2 replies)

Hold up, if we’re doing that we need to add internal gonads and separated food & air tubes.

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 200d

2 cm longer arms so we can scratch that spot at the back, pls

LordMayor@piefed.social · 1 pts · 200d

As long as you’re redesigning us intelligently, straighten out that recurrent laryngeal nerve.

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 200d

To see the Side Mice, duh

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Someone has to. Might as well be them. It wasn't going to work on bears because bears can't fly.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d

That you know of

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d

Next tier evolution.