They are excellent predators, but they're not that intelligent. There is always a trade off. Owls are often used as imagery to represent intellect or wisdom but it's pretty much an ancient misunderstanding. Any corvid will beat an owl at intelligence. A true OP Animal would be excellent hunters AND be highly intelligent. Humans are a good example.
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gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 54 pts · 200d
Because it's sick AF, and they're sick AF.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 200d
then they should go to the hospital
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 200d
Owls have the right to get ill.
4grams@awful.systems · 5 pts · 200d
Right answer.
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 200d
Their eyes are stationary in their sockets, so they gotta have crazy necks that are all bendy and whatnot
dyslexicdainbroner@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 200d
Owls have twice as many neck vertebra of us lowly stiff necked humans
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 200d
*loose-eyed humans.
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
This comment made my neck hurt
toynbee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d
My neck already hurt so I was hoping after reading your comment that it would have the opposite effect and stop hurting, but alas.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
so owls have double the neck per neck compared to humans. that's wild.
anon6789@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
And it's coiled up like a spring!
87Six@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 200d
I like the thought of a world where Owls are speciest towards us and call us stiff-necks
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 200d
They figured out the drift-stare before Luigi did!
anon6789@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 200d
Someone had to be the most badass after the dinosaurs threw in the towel to some space rock.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 11 pts · 200d
Who’s going to stop them?
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 200d
Now that you mention it, they are kind of OP. Flight, stealth, hypermobility. And looking like absolute BAMF'ers at any size or angle.
zemo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 200d
They are excellent predators, but they're not that intelligent. There is always a trade off. Owls are often used as imagery to represent intellect or wisdom but it's pretty much an ancient misunderstanding. Any corvid will beat an owl at intelligence. A true OP Animal would be excellent hunters AND be highly intelligent. Humans are a good example.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 200d
They're not, but who's going to stop them? The system is crumbling.
kureta@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 200d
That actual owl looks like a cubist rendition of an owl.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 200d
Corkscrew neck bones.
Janx@piefed.social · 7 pts · 200d
If you can make it to the same height, you're free to try as well!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 200d
whos gonna stop them, the federal owl service? they can't even put a ladder up without hitting their head
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 200d
I'd like to put in an evolutionary pull request to upgrade the human body with the following features:
alberttcone@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 200d
Hold up, if we’re doing that we need to add internal gonads and separated food & air tubes.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 200d
2 cm longer arms so we can scratch that spot at the back, pls
LordMayor@piefed.social · 1 pts · 200d
As long as you’re redesigning us intelligently, straighten out that recurrent laryngeal nerve.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 200d
To see the Side Mice, duh
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 200d
Someone has to. Might as well be them. It wasn't going to work on bears because bears can't fly.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
That you know of
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d
Next tier evolution.