c/memes · by yogthos@lemmy.ml · 201dRelieving oneself over the edge of the ship 87 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
Pistcow@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 201d
Don't forget your poop buddy!
Zkuld@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 200d
Modern toilet lobbies have pushed for antisocial pooping for long enough!
Mothra@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 201d
Um ok I would suggest removing the underwear in the second image but honestly I don't know anything about being a sailor or life in a ship
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 201d
Me, a sailor:
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 201d
So is the buddy optional or do you just shit yourself while holding hands with your new bestie on the edge of the ship
yogthos@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 200d
I imagine it's like when a dog looks you in the eye for emotional support while taking a shit.
orc_princess@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 200d
The latter, it's not gay (unless...)
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 200d
It isn't.
It would only become gay if the buddy offered to be shat on, but that can't happen on the ship.
Why?
If the ship has no functioning toilets (otherwise why shit like this), chances are it never even had a working shower.
The higher-ups would be livid.
Truly a anti-gay ship.
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org · 5 pts · 200d
I think the 'Avoid direct eye contact while your ass is in the wind' step is also missing
Mothra@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 200d
You reckon maybe it's optional? Or maybe sailors assert dominance that way. Like I said, it's a mystery to me
plantfeest@mastodon.social · 0 pts · 200d
@Mothra @The_Che_Banana also, who has the TP? And when to wipe?
Honestly this raises more questions than it answers
Mothra@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 200d
I presumed being a sailor means you can aim for the waves to wash you? No need for TP. I might be wrong. But also I'm still confused since all this is happening with underwear on
reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 200d
Bro is going through all that just to still crap his underpants