c/showerthoughts · by Lumisal@lemmy.world · 192dThere's no horses in Baldurs Gate 3 78 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 192d
The druids liberated them.
Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 12 pts · 192d
Or ate them.
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d
Ah but then the druids die, and turn to grass. And so the horses eat the druids.
Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 2 pts · 192d
A great druid-horse-grass-manure circle of life. Roll the dice, will see what is it for you: horse or manure?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 192d
If I choose manure does that mean a druid is gonna eat shit?
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 192d
Maybe they're just hiding
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 192d
They're probably off somewhere, horsing around
kbal@fedia.io · 10 pts · 192d
No goats either.
Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 4 pts · 192d
How many games do you know that actually have goats in them?
teft@piefed.social · 16 pts · 192d
Goat simulator 1 & 3
Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 0 pts · 192d
So, 1 game? Not many...
0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 192d
Goat of Duty
Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 1 pts · 192d
2 games? Still not impressive.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 6 pts · 192d
Legend of Zelda:
Stardew Valley
Witcher III
Skyrim
0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 192d
I'm with you man, I DEMAND more goat games!
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 192d
They listed 2 right there
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d
Actually they listed 1 & 3
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 192d
Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, Escape Goat 1 & 2, Tony Hawks, Farming Simulator, red dead 2, Goat's Tale, to name a few.
Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 1 pts · 192d
Far cry had goats?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 192d
It had the Devil Goat.
aaaa@piefed.world · 1 pts · 192d
Rothe seem pretty close to goats
teft@piefed.social · 3 pts · 192d
Rothe are more like aurochs or oxen than goats.
MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 192d
I took them all. My bad
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 192d
I don't even think the cows are actually cows. Maybe all of them are just Cyric worshippers in disguise.
Master167@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d
Yep, and yet people do not critique it's open world for being empty.
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d
Well of course not - they do have chickens after all