The latest skincare fad is rubbing salmon sperm on your face

https://www.theverge.com/column/881906/optimizer-wellness-wild-west-pdrn-salmon-sperm-skincare-rejuran

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flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 47 pts · 173d (8 replies)

Is only salmon acceptable? I have a cheaper source from another animal, also cladistically a fish.

Asking for a friend ...

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 173d (3 replies)

I need to make a"cladistically a fish" shirt.

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 173d (2 replies)

Hank Green would like to know your location

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d

Biologists have been saying it far longer than him!

bss03@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 173d
mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 173d

And here we're afforded a rare treat, to observe the elusive trouser trout in its native habitat.

noxypaws@pawb.social · 3 pts · 173d

shark??

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 173d

The active ingredient is DNA, which they could get from any plant far easier without smelling like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagine.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d

If your friend waits a few hours, it should smell kinda like salmon....

Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 173d (1 reply)
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kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 173d

Just regular sperm then?

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 173d (2 replies)

Fun fact: DNA sticks to plastic really easily, so it is common practice to put "carrier DNA" in biotech products that are only DNA. This carrier DNA is at a much higher concentration than your DNA of interest and fills up the plastic so the DNA we care about doesn't. Salmon sperm extract is a common carrier DNA.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 173d (1 reply)

Fun fact: DNA sticks to plastic really easily,

Fun fact: no it does not. It sticks to glass well, but it only slightly adheres to polypropylene after spinning over 10,000g of force. That's why you add salt to DNA precipitation. Know every reagent in your protocol and why it is there.

AlmightyDoorman@kbin.earth · 11 pts · 173d (4 replies)

Funfact: sperm contains protamin, the antidote for heparin which is used for anti coagulatory properties in medicine. During cardio vascular surgery you get a shit ton of heparin so they can perform the open heart surgery (so the heart lung machine doesn't get clogged). After the surgery you get protamin so you do not bleed to death. This protamin is often sourced from salmon sperm. If you have strong fish allergies you could theoretically react on it but it's not very likely.

hector@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 173d (3 replies)

Fun fact the best invisible ink has traditionally been semen. British intelligence switched to other stuff after their tabloids started making fun of them for it at one point, 20th century sometime idk. Lemon juice sort of works too, put a letter on a radiator and the invisible ink becomes visible.

brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 173d (1 reply)

I would like to know how they found it out in the first place

fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d

Teens trying to burn their overused socks, which briefly revealed phantom hieroglyphics

ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 173d

Genetically signed correspondence, neat!

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 173d

Hi, my name is salmon, and I'll be doing your skin care today

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 173d (2 replies)

Salmon here, you guys are gross

69420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d (1 reply)

You have to admit it's probably the best part of being a salmon.

scytale@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 173d

Depends on how it’s extracted.

Didntdoit71@feddit.online · 8 pts · 173d

Sounds fishy... smells...eww.

devolution@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 173d

This has Gwenyth Paltrow written all over it.

hector@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 173d

A trick they learned from old Sea Men no doubt. These johnny cum latelies are pretending like they just invented this.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 172d

Pretty much everyone was booting off at the image of the cows getting artificially inseminated the other day.

Saying it's rape and animal torture and that.

Yet wiping salmon spaff all over your face in the name of vanity is apparently totally fine

scutiger@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 172d (1 reply)

So we all agree that some guy got caught blowing a salmon and made this up as an excuse, right?

Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 172d

I wonder how one goes about blowing a fish. . .

NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 173d (2 replies)

I follow a lot of skincare communities online and whenever I see a product with PDRN, I cringe. Who even thought of making skincare products with it? What company approved the idea? How on Earth did any marketing team convince anyone to buy it is beyond me.

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 173d (1 reply)

I mean, bat shit is a common ingredient in make-up and whale barf is used in high end perfumes. The cosmetic industry uses a lot of gross products.

wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 173d

To be fair, they didn't know that ambergris was an excretion of the whale until long after they started using it for these purposes. It was just "that waxy thing we find floating in the ocean." Also, it's apparently not vomited, but defecated.

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 173d

Salmon wanker!

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 168d

FISH CUM

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d (1 reply)

This is "not the onion", so it's true. Ordering now!

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 173d

you can make DNA from an onion.

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
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witty_username@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 173d

Injected even