Shake over ice (that means put it in a cocktail shaker filled halfway up with ice cubes and shake until the outside starts to frost up a little). Strain into a rocks glass, or whatever the fuck you have lying around.
To make 1:1 honey syrup just mix warm (not boiling) water with honey in equal parts, so 1 cup honey to 1 cup water. Stir until fully dissolved, store in a squeezy bottle in the fridge.
This drunk is fucking delicious, it will fuck you up gloriously, and it'll stave off the scurvy, you filthy animal.
I have severe food limitation / eating disorder because of my autism. I've lost all of my teeth when I was 18, and I developed scurvy at 16. Yes, I would still like you if you had scurvy, but I can tell you this... You won't like scurvy. Just trust me on that one.
I would give you lemons, so many lemons... too many lemons in fact. It would leave you exclaiming to yourself' "What the hell am I going to do with all these lemons?"
I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I wanna see your manager! Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
27 Comments
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 53 pts · 172d
Eat some damn oranges
WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 172d
No
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 172d
eate lemoné
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 172d
If you don't eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.
Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 5 pts · 172d
do i also get my daily rum ration?
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 170d
God dammit...
OK, here's your damn rum ration.
Trader Vic's Navy Grog (More or less)
Shake over ice (that means put it in a cocktail shaker filled halfway up with ice cubes and shake until the outside starts to frost up a little). Strain into a rocks glass, or whatever the fuck you have lying around.
To make 1:1 honey syrup just mix warm (not boiling) water with honey in equal parts, so 1 cup honey to 1 cup water. Stir until fully dissolved, store in a squeezy bottle in the fridge.
This drunk is fucking delicious, it will fuck you up gloriously, and it'll stave off the scurvy, you filthy animal.
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 172d
Obviously. Even stingiest the ships of the crown offer that much.
Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 1 pts · 172d
stand fast the holy ghost!
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 172d
Well now im avoiding the oranges
Michia66@programming.dev · 0 pts · 172d
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 172d
Eat literally any fruit.
Redjard@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 172d
*eats peanuts*
snoons@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 171d
ACKSHUALLY that's a legume. >:(
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 171d
All legumes are technically fruits, unfortunately
snoons@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 171d
Sounds like communism to me >:(
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 172d
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 172d
Perhaps. At least until your teeth start falling out.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 172d
Then the gluck gluck gets smoother tho
siha@feddit.uk · 31 pts · 172d
Michia66@programming.dev · 1 pts · 172d
Michia66@programming.dev · 1 pts · 172d
purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 172d
I have severe food limitation / eating disorder because of my autism. I've lost all of my teeth when I was 18, and I developed scurvy at 16. Yes, I would still like you if you had scurvy, but I can tell you this... You won't like scurvy. Just trust me on that one.
Michia66@programming.dev · 1 pts · 172d
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 2 pts · 172d
Get a job, you fucking loser.
Michia66@programming.dev · -1 pts · 172d
snoons@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 171d
I would give you lemons, so many lemons... too many lemons in fact. It would leave you exclaiming to yourself' "What the hell am I going to do with all these lemons?"
I would respond by giving you another lemon.
WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 171d
I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I wanna see your manager! Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 170d
Obligatory https://youtu.be/HNEzD5n6SAs
husmus3274@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 172d
S-curvy you say?
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 172d
I said consummate Vs, consummate!
^Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...^
Una@europe.pub · 6 pts · 172d
meow
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d
Nah, I got standards