Would ya maties still rule me

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27 Comments

OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 53 pts · 172d (15 replies)

Eat some damn oranges

WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 172d (8 replies)

No

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 172d

eate lemoné

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 172d (6 replies)

If you don't eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.

Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 5 pts · 172d (3 replies)

do i also get my daily rum ration?

Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 170d

God dammit...

OK, here's your damn rum ration.

Trader Vic's Navy Grog (More or less)

  • 2oz Dark Rum
  • 1/2oz Grapefruit Juice
  • 1/4oz Lime Juice
  • 1/4oz Honey Syrup (1:1)

Shake over ice (that means put it in a cocktail shaker filled halfway up with ice cubes and shake until the outside starts to frost up a little). Strain into a rocks glass, or whatever the fuck you have lying around.

To make 1:1 honey syrup just mix warm (not boiling) water with honey in equal parts, so 1 cup honey to 1 cup water. Stir until fully dissolved, store in a squeezy bottle in the fridge.

This drunk is fucking delicious, it will fuck you up gloriously, and it'll stave off the scurvy, you filthy animal.

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Obviously. Even stingiest the ships of the crown offer that much.

Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 1 pts · 172d

stand fast the holy ghost!

Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Well now im avoiding the oranges

Michia66@programming.dev · 0 pts · 172d
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joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 172d (4 replies)

Eat literally any fruit. 

Redjard@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 172d (3 replies)

*eats peanuts*

snoons@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 171d (2 replies)

ACKSHUALLY that's a legume. >:(

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 171d (1 reply)

All legumes are technically fruits, unfortunately

snoons@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 171d

Sounds like communism to me >:(

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 172d

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 172d (4 replies)

Perhaps. At least until your teeth start falling out.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 172d (2 replies)

Then the gluck gluck gets smoother tho

siha@feddit.uk · 31 pts · 172d

Michia66@programming.dev · 1 pts · 172d
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Michia66@programming.dev · 1 pts · 172d
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purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 172d (3 replies)

I have severe food limitation / eating disorder because of my autism. I've lost all of my teeth when I was 18, and I developed scurvy at 16. Yes, I would still like you if you had scurvy, but I can tell you this... You won't like scurvy. Just trust me on that one.

Michia66@programming.dev · 1 pts · 172d (1 reply)
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FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 2 pts · 172d

Get a job, you fucking loser.

Michia66@programming.dev · -1 pts · 172d
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snoons@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 171d (2 replies)

I would give you lemons, so many lemons... too many lemons in fact. It would leave you exclaiming to yourself' "What the hell am I going to do with all these lemons?"

I would respond by giving you another lemon.

WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 171d (1 reply)

I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I wanna see your manager! Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

husmus3274@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 172d (1 reply)

S-curvy you say?

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 172d

I said consummate Vs, consummate!

^Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...^

Una@europe.pub · 6 pts · 172d

meow

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d

Nah, I got standards