c/nottheonion · by Bloodyashes@lemm.ee · 3yNSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect” https://theintercept.com/2023/08/25/nsa-spy-dignity-respect/144 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
5 Comments
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 3y
Translation: don't get caught, especially in anything that would look bad.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Alternate Translation: “stop uploading all the sex tapes to your personal media servers.”
Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Fuck 'em kindly
lntl@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
*her gently
getynge@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
"I'd like you to beat the shit out of my neighbors, but try to be nice about it they're good people"