“in fact it’s wrong so often you have to double check its’ answers everytime”
Is that included in the 10 baby giraffes
Haha... No.
Oh, it's fine. I'll just ask the robot if it's correct.
Don't forget to tell it you only want correct answers. Eleven times in ALL CAPS is the charm.
It isn't ever answers.
"But it tells you you're insightful for asking"
“We gat paid for quantity, not quality, dumbass”
But the robot can move and stuff?
No no no. It's just a statue with a text interface. We use this and call it "robot" so people think it's like the robots in sci-fi movies and give us money.
What about robots in space though, and the hallucination of a universal high income so everyone is a millionaire.
Well... Will it at least work if we feed it 11 babies a day?
Hmmm I suppose but you wouldn't see any meaningful performance increase.
Sold!
Baby giraffes would actually be an upgrade from what it really consumes because at least we would exhaust the supply quickly and be done with it.
Off topic: I am now nostalgic for Geraffes are so dumb. I looked it up and that dates from 2009. How could it be so long ago?
12 Comments
nickelodeon@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 179d
“in fact it’s wrong so often you have to double check its’ answers everytime”
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 23 pts · 179d
Is that included in the 10 baby giraffes
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 21 pts · 179d
Haha... No.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 178d
Oh, it's fine. I'll just ask the robot if it's correct.
brsrklf@jlai.lu · 9 pts · 178d
Don't forget to tell it you only want correct answers. Eleven times in ALL CAPS is the charm.
merc@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 178d
It isn't ever answers.
can@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 179d
"But it tells you you're insightful for asking"
homes@piefed.world · 19 pts · 179d
“We gat paid for quantity, not quality, dumbass”
Speiser0@feddit.org · 19 pts · 179d
But the robot can move and stuff?
No no no. It's just a statue with a text interface. We use this and call it "robot" so people think it's like the robots in sci-fi movies and give us money.
maplesaga@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
What about robots in space though, and the hallucination of a universal high income so everyone is a millionaire.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 178d
Well... Will it at least work if we feed it 11 babies a day?
Hmmm I suppose but you wouldn't see any meaningful performance increase.
Sold!
collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 178d
Baby giraffes would actually be an upgrade from what it really consumes because at least we would exhaust the supply quickly and be done with it.
Off topic: I am now nostalgic for Geraffes are so dumb. I looked it up and that dates from 2009. How could it be so long ago?