It is 2003, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 as the US starts a war in the Middle East. It is 2026, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 (!) as the US starts a war in the Middle East.

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aaaa@piefed.world · 18 pts · 176d (2 replies)

Maybe you can catch the new episode of Scrubs

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 176d (1 reply)

Wanna watch Malcom in the Middle on Sunday?

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First as tragedy, then as farce.

Ah! So it's your fault! Get him!

mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 176d

I blame millenial nostalgia.
Hipsters bombed the middle east before it was mainstream.

mr_anny@sopuli.xyz · -4 pts · 176d (3 replies)

Is that (!) a pussy?

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Care for a bloodbath?

Jax@sh.itjust.works · -9 pts · 176d (4 replies)

'It's 2026 and I haven't learned to boycott ActiBlizzard by now, but that doesn't stop me from calling out other broken clocks!'

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d (3 replies)

you do realize that piracy is still a thing...right?

Jax@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 176d (2 replies)

I can almost guarantee you that they did not pirate it, but sure whatever you need to tell yourself.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d (1 reply)

almost

that what you tell your wife at night?

Jax@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 176d

I'm not married, but my girlfriend is very satisfied. Well, in some ways — she's not too happy about the current global affairs.

ceenote@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 176d (5 replies)

In the early 2000's, a 2-year old expansion wasn't "new," though. 2 years later is around the time the next game should be coming out.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 176d (4 replies)

Well the expansion OP is talking about is only 2 weeks old at this point so... wtf are you talking about?

ceenote@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d (3 replies)

Lord of Destruction was released in 2001, not 2003. I'm saying it's the one that wasn't new.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 176d (2 replies)

This isn't about Lord of Destruction. It's about the one they just released 2 weeks ago for the remaster. It's called Reign of the Warlock.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 176d (1 reply)

Reading the OP, it looks to me like it's about both of them. It was just a joke.

Wait. I see what you mean now. I'm half dead rn from work 🤣