How we are brought into this world

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Sergio@piefed.social · 117 pts · 152d (6 replies)

The woman's arm naturally grows that long so she can pull the baby out by herself if need be.

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Lol I was so disturbed by the baby and the woman's face that I didnt even notice the arm

Sergio@piefed.social · 16 pts · 152d

That's how they get ya.

Baby: "Teke-lili! Teke-lili!"

Woman (with a hideous smile): "SKREE!"

Human: "WTF?!?"

Woman's arm curls around from beneath, grabbing the human by the throat.

Then the woman and the baby, they feed....

mhi@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 152d

Don't forget the additional fingers helping in that process.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 152d

Yes it grows a second elbow to manage the 180⁰ bend

CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 152d

This just evolution?

tino_408@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 152d

Thanks always wonder what was going on

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 152d (5 replies)

Which part, the baby sitting inside the woman like a suit or the ARM?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Yes.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 11 pts · 152d

Yes

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 152d

Mother, this attire doesn't suit me.

Mother.

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 152d

The dozen or so fingers on her right hand.

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 152d

We don't talk about the arm

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 52 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Sure is. At this stage of development, the baby pilots its mum like Krang.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 152d (1 reply)
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 152d

Weird that a Wikipedia article reads like satire like that

brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 152d (1 reply)

The baby collapses as soon as it is observed. So you may never know.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 152d

Baby: minimize

totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 152d

Of course it is accurate—the baby just opens the door at the front of the demon and steps out, easy-peasy!

(Honestly, the hard part is getting the baby back in afterward!)

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 152d (1 reply)

MAGA Sex Ed.

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 152d

She looks a bit old for their curriculum.

fubarx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 152d

Ah, pregnancy... when internal organs migrate to the arms.

Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 152d

Reminds me of this

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 152d (2 replies)

I bought that book for my friend's daughter when my friend was having baby #2.

xia@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Do you recall the book's title?

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 152d

If you're a man, shut up, this might be how it works, you don't know anything.

baka@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 152d

I should watch Alien Romulus again

Aberration13@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 152d (2 replies)

This is art from that "Steven Simpsons artist xoxo" person

Type that whole thing into a search engine and you'll find them

zout@fedia.io · 9 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Chris Simpson artist?

Aberration13@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d

yeah you're right, the account changed names at some point and I mis-remembered the old name but it should still come up in searches either way

sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 152d

The new Evangelion's looking pretty good!

victorz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 152d

I'd call this AI slop but this image is old 😅

DoomGuy_e66@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 152d
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Janx@piefed.social · 5 pts · 152d

How dare you. Name a dozen things wrong with it!

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 152d
lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 152d

Drawings that make you want to go out and buy chronic to smoke up.

la508@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 152d (1 reply)

My word, I haven't seen Chris (Simpsons artist) in yeeeears. Some good stuff back in the day.

chaotic_ugly@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 152d

Elaborate, plz.

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 152d

First I though nah, that's way off but than I read the text. This is about the 30th week!

tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 152d

SCP-097, the last of his species, is one of these