Maybe 20 years ago I went to see RJ D2 and Dipla opened up. I went over to purchase one of his DVD videos and the motherfucker, hit on my perfect ten redhead girlfriend in front of me. Granted, she was fucking beautiful. But he is a cunt. Definitely liked his first album. Anything after that is just drivel.
So yes, he probably has gonorrhea. Again, we'll give it to you or your loved ones.
For the rest of the night he got to watch us dance and love all over each other because we were fucking down and he is a cunt. We wanted to rub it in his face. He was not getting any
Here's my theory: All diplodocuses, much like all brontosauruses, are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.
Diplococcus doesn't cause the clap, some organisms with diplococcus morphology cause the clap.
Smh op you should know better with that username than to spread this misinformation against a vibrant community of such individuals like pneumonia and meningitis
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sbv@sh.itjust.works · 97 pts · 187d
* Not known to cause gonorrhea
tdawg@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 187d
Someone has plans tonight
Klear@quokk.au · 13 pts · 187d
For science!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 187d
The same thing they do every night.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 186d
Try to give dinosaurs the clap!
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 187d
Can you somehow make the dinosaur give you gonorrhea?
sness@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 187d
It's probably happened in one of those Chuck Tingle books.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 187d
You never know. But alas the dinosaur is not alive today so it would not be able to give you gonorrhea
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 59 pts · 187d
Diplodocuses (diplodocii?) do not cause gonorrhea? How are you so sure? Have you slept with one?
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 26 pts · 187d
I've seen enough of the internet to know an anthropomorphic dinosaur is fully capable of spreading a venereal disease.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 8 pts · 187d
Only if you believe hard enough though
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 187d
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 187d
If you're clappy and you know it, see a doctor
tdawg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d
What if ur not happy?
zedgeist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d
urrrrrr
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 187d
This Jurassic Park movie is getting weird pretty quickly.
Zorque@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 187d
Still, not a bad movie considering current trends.
Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 187d
Ork clap
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 187d
Diplodocussy
Have you not?
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 22 pts · 187d
There’s a handy mnemonic for this:
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 187d
The fact that you have a mnemonic device for this makes me feel like you deserve to be on whatever lists you're on.
Exactly how many museums have you been banned from?
Edit: Spelling
Zozano@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 187d
Holy shit lol.
I'm putting that one in my back pocket.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d
I'm honored.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 187d
I would've went with:
DiploCOCcus has a gonorrhoea infested COC
DiploDOcus open the DOor, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 187d
how do we know the diplodocus did not cause gonorrhea? what if it was like a giant koala?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 187d
You did not want to encounter a jurassic drop bear.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 187d
Yea, but those are like the only differences.
dumbass@piefed.social · 8 pts · 187d
Now we arent 100% sure it doesn't cause gonorrhea, someone's gotta fuck one first.
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 6 pts · 187d
DIPLO COCKS
MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 186d
I came here to comment this
Maybe 20 years ago I went to see RJ D2 and Dipla opened up. I went over to purchase one of his DVD videos and the motherfucker, hit on my perfect ten redhead girlfriend in front of me. Granted, she was fucking beautiful. But he is a cunt. Definitely liked his first album. Anything after that is just drivel.
So yes, he probably has gonorrhea. Again, we'll give it to you or your loved ones.
MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d
For the rest of the night he got to watch us dance and love all over each other because we were fucking down and he is a cunt. We wanted to rub it in his face. He was not getting any
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 186d
Obligatory milenial joke:
Your mom, very big, causes gonorrhea
toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 187d
I could get the same result with
ssh-keygen!minorkeys@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 187d
It does cause gonnatreea
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 187d
Is diplobocus the equivalent of atomic lead? (Tiny and very bad for you) How about diploeocus? Some planet somewhere?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d
diplofocus is the paleoptometrist
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 186d
there is prion that causes a deadly brain disease, and then theres the PRION bird which has the same name.
"the clap" is an old name for gonnorhea.
Enkrod@feddit.org · 3 pts · 187d
Somehow i read this as diarrhea and immediatly thought: "No I'd shit myself with either one."
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 187d
Causes diarrhea
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 186d
Causes gonorrhea? IS gonorrhea, no?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 187d
But what about just Diplo, does he cause gonorrhea? Asking for a friend.
glorkon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 185d
Here's my theory: All diplodocuses, much like all brontosauruses, are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.
SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 186d
Afaiu it was them that passed it to humans just prior to the deluge.
Thankfully Noah invented wine to balance things out.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 185d
Diplococcus doesn't cause the clap, some organisms with diplococcus morphology cause the clap.
Smh op you should know better with that username than to spread this misinformation against a vibrant community of such individuals like pneumonia and meningitis
ODuffer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 187d