c/lemmyshitpost · by sveltecider@lemmy.ca · 204dupdate 309 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 36 pts · 204d
This idiot is messing with the Shadow Wizard Money Gang, good luck pal you're gonna need it.
einlander@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 204d
They love casting spells!
db2@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 204d
This is the guy who dresses as a woman to own the libs? I bet he sub bottoms ironically too.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 204d
Wait, what?
db2@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 204d
I bet he sub bottoms ironically too
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 204d
Nono, go back to the first thing.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 204d
As opposed to dom bottoms?
db2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 204d
You jest but that's probably a thing.
Edit: searching yielded actual results so it's a thing.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d
I've always heard it as "topping from the bottom"
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
I've heard of power bottoms, but the sub bottom was just redundant and made me chuckle.
Klear@quokk.au · 2 pts · 204d
Yeah, I hate redundant pleonasms!
oddpixel@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 204d
gesundheit
oddpixel@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 204d
Hey, don't besmirch Don Bottoms! He's a good man just trying to keep his Labubu farm afloat during these difficult times...
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 204d
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 204d
No no no you were supposed to give nukes to everyone who doesnt have them! Ugh! Fucken apprentices always want to go straight to casting before they've even pondered their orb.
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 204d
brb, calling up some Etsy witches...
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 204d
Dammit! I'm hoping for another meteor to cause a 3rd ice age, and wipe out all life on earth.
But I'll settle for nuke going off in my back yard. Now you take even THAT hope away!
Is it so wrong to just want Earth to end??? It's all I want! Such a simple request! Human extinction. Is that so wrong?
python@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 204d
3rd Ice age? Pal, there are 5 Ice ages already, 6 if you count the Spinoff movie. And another one is announced to release on February 5th 2027
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 8 pts · 204d
Is he wearing a low cut t-shirt?
db2@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 204d
It's gay sorcery, sister.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 204d
The staff of Agangofmen is stuffed in place and I'm ready to begin casting all over.
homes@piefed.world · 4 pts · 204d
All sorcery is gay sorcery, ahem…
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 204d
Oh damn nuh uh no you did not
Photonic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
He’s drawing his power from the magical land of Douchebaganda
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d
He's going to get into trouble, only UFOs are supposed to be doing that.
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 204d
Must have gone back in time as well. It's been many decades since a nuclear weapon was used in an attack.