I had a talk with God last night, he told me every church that accepts donations or makes money should be burned to the ground and those who preach there are all heretics
W Bush mentioned the last war in similar ways too.
I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,' and I did.
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LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 174d
I had a talk with God last night, he told me every church that accepts donations or makes money should be burned to the ground and those who preach there are all heretics
OldGrayDog@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 174d
They've told me that more than once.
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 174d
W Bush mentioned the last war in similar ways too.
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 174d
😎😎
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 174d
Obviously God was being literal W, you were supposed to go there and do it in person, now it doesn't count
Jhex@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 174d
A bullshitter peddling bullshit? what's going on with the world?!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 174d
Same as it ever was.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 173d
I think they might have changed the flavor’s formulation a bit.
Imagine getting trolled by MGT… and normal people siding with MGT….
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 174d
These people need to be in mental hospitals or prison.
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 174d
You know. It's starting to occur to me that God might be a dick.
BassTurd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 174d
If I didn't already have my own eyes, ears, and consciousness, this would have been enough to tell me how fucked this situation is.
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 174d
Whyd they use the lethal company logo/font like that
aviationeast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 174d