Finally, taxpayer dollars put to a good use

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BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz · 75 pts · 202d

If ONLY he had RAPED CHILDREN instead of Throwing a Ball of Snow he'd be a Free Man Right now!

Delphia@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 202d (2 replies)

This one doesnt rate for me.

You can throw a loosely packed snowball in a fun way and you can throw a compressed af snowball with intent to cause harm.

Show me the video because without evidence this could be anywhere from "stupid cop with stupid hurt feefees" to "Bruh you nailed a cop with a 88mph fastball for funsies, the fuck did you think was gonna happen?"

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 202d

I strongly suspect hurt feefees but you're absolutely right.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 201d

I've not heard of a single injured cop, so your suggestion here does not hold water.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 202d

The New York Pussy Department strikes again!

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 202d (2 replies)

Did he put a rock in the snowball? Everyone knows that's against snowball fight rules... straight to jail!

Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 202d (1 reply)

Did they put a rock in it, or just pack it well? Fucking loosers will never know, but they clearly shall assume!

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 201d

I don't know... I'm just joshing around.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · -39 pts · 202d (20 replies)

From what I heard, this "snowball" was more rock than snow.

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 202d (2 replies)

If we didn’t see the guy throw a sandwich they would have called it assault with a projectile weapon. Where did you hear there was rock(s) in it?

baronofclubs@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 202d (1 reply)

The sandwich probably had a few rocks in it. Tiny sodium chloride rocks.

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 201d

Same way a snowball is a ‘ball of ice’ if you don’t bother to note the type of ice.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 46 pts · 202d (4 replies)
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Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · -13 pts · 202d (3 replies)
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 19 pts · 202d (1 reply)
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Jack_Burton@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 202d
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infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 202d

So yeah, zero mention of rocks.

And I wouldn't take the fact that the cops went to the hospital as evidence of anything, that is very by the book whenever NYPD wants to claim assault on an officer.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 202d (7 replies)

Is there any real proof, or is this just their word? Because the cops are big babies and shouldn't be trusted after they got a bunch of bad press. I can easily see them lying after the fact to save face.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 202d (3 replies)

Never trust a cop at their word. Video or fuck outta here.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 202d (2 replies)

can't wait for a cop to submit AI video as evidence, and depending on the judge, it'll be accepted as evidence

infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 202d (1 reply)

NYPD all wear cameras, they can present it as evidence if they want to be taken seriously.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 202d

yet they are always off, or malfunctioning...

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · -13 pts · 202d (2 replies)

https://gothamist.com/news/nypd-arrests-man-in-washington-square-park-snowball-fight

This is the news story, I'm very sceptical that just snow would do that.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 202d

Would do what? Make the cops act like big fucking babies because people hate them?

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 202d

I read the article. The only thing they stated was a "bruised eye and headache". Yeah if you get smacked in the eye with a snowball, it could do that. Doesn't need a rock inside...

CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 202d

If this were the case, the goon squad would have showed up.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 202d

No you didn’t.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d

Well I heard herrings were involved.

TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d

lol they looked pretty reckless. Got any evidence of your claim? Not that I’d doubt you of course…