SOLVED: She asked her dad and he said it's a weird garden decoration he had that got knocked over and rolled down a hill into the woods. I don't know what would compel someone to buy something like this for people to look at but I'm not gonna judge.
This thing someone on Discord found in the woods. My current theory is that it's a really old, disheveled wig due to the braid looking thing. The only other thing I know is that it doesn't have a smell. I can ask her more questions about it if anyone would like.
If this doesn't fit this page I apologize and would greatly appreciate being pointed to a better direction to find an answer.
19 Comments
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 186d
Honestly looks a lot like someone stopped washing their braids, it grew into one solid encrusted shit-loc, and then they chopped it off.
Or it's a wig from the fifth circle of hell.
Edit - like, I can't definitively say that's what it is, but when you've been around as many homeless crust punks as I have, you've seen a lot of dread horror stories.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 186d
That is something I don't think I would pick up.
turdburglar@piefed.social · 11 pts · 186d
round these parts we call that a tumbleweave
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 186d
It looks like they're in the dark taking a picture with the phone "flash". Any chance of getting pictures in better lighting and not holding it so there's less blur?
Here's a slightly improved picture:
Edit to add: also, at this point it looks like a "why the hell did you pick that up?" or an, "eww, you touched it!"
WyndhamVolcano@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 186d
Here's some other photos she took.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 186d
Kinda looks like someone put a bunch of different people's hair on a post. Very gross whatever it is.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 186d
Pretty sure that's the Flood
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 186d
Well now I'm confused because it looks like there's......a log (??) sticking out of the bottom of it?
WyndhamVolcano@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 186d
She asked her dad and he said it’s a weird garden decoration he had that got knocked over and rolled down a hill into the woods. I don’t know what would compel someone to buy something like this for people to look at but I’m not gonna judge.
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d
If there's one thing I've learned through a life of wandering the New England woods with metal heads and punks, it's that there's no accounting for the weird shit that some people think is cool. Thanks for following up, though!
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d
Magic ritual
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 186d
Wig turned inside out, and then some.
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 186d
I agree it looks like a wig. But maybe we are seeing the “inside” that would be pinned into existing hair. Ask her if she can flip it over?
Oka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 186d
Could it be a hairball from a big cat?
BigTuffAl@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 186d
some fool threw a polyester hat in the fire
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 186d
Macro plastic
Courantdair@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 186d
Cthulhu
BassTurd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d
It kind of looks like an overgrown hoof that's decomposing.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d
Maybe trophies of some serial killer