Posting without context. Will not be taking questions. Bye.

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21 Comments

GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 187d

I guess we've found the person with the Mitch McConnell kink.

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 187d (2 replies)

Because they're a sexy beast!

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 187d

Mogged by a tortoise, again.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 187d

In awe of that jawline!

youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 187d (1 reply)

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 187d

hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 187d

nailingjello@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 187d (2 replies)

Thanks for posting, I have a question......hello?

ignotum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d (1 reply)

Thanks for commenting, I have an answer......hi

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 187d

Thanks for answering! I have a declarative statement...... Howdy!

wuffah@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 187d (1 reply)

I wish I saw this sign before I fucked a tortoise and it burnt my penis. :(

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 187d

Happens to us all bro. Live and learn.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 187d

But is it single? And in my area?? HELLO???

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 187d

NullPointerException@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 187d (1 reply)

The problem with hot tortoises is that you may hurt your back.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 187d

It's they! They are too heavy and will hurt your back.

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 187d (1 reply)

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 187d

Calico cut? Fuck yeah! I gave.

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 187d

why

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 187d

Why explain? Its clearly described right there on the sign..

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 187d