Kai Trump Blasted For Bringing Secret Service To Erewhon And Bragging About Her $233 Lunch In Viral YouTube Vlog: “Join The Draft”

https://decider.com/2026/03/09/kai-trump-secret-service-erewhon-vlog/

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AbidanYre@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 148d (3 replies)

Kai Trump, President Trump’s granddaughter

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“Join the draft. Send Barron,” referring to her cousin, the president’s 19-year-old son.

Wouldn't that make Barron her uncle?

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 15 pts · 148d

I'm thinking that entertainment reporters aren't the smartest or most talented people in their line of work.

Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 148d

I think half-uncle since Donald Jr. and Barorn are from different mothers.

Triumph@fedia.io · 5 pts · 148d

... Maybe both?

newthrowaway20@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 148d (2 replies)

Who?

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 148d

Oh, a golden spoon spawn of satanic bloodline. Sorry, the article didn't elaborate on that, probably censored.

kittykillinit@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 147d

Just another ghoul for the guillotines.

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 20 pts · 148d

I almost did it. But its not worth the login.

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undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 9 pts · 147d

I get that $233 for a lunch is a lot, but frankly it’s really embarrassing to be showing off such a small amount.

Eheran@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 147d

Oh, so the yellow runs in the family?

devolution@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 147d

Anastasia Romanov, huh?

deliciEsteva@piefed.world · 5 pts · 148d

lovely family

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 147d (3 replies)

I'm only a tiny bit sorry for her that her granddaddy is probably fantasizing about fucking her.

redsand@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 147d

Some of these files paint Ivanka as into it all. May not be a fantasy.

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 147d (1 reply)

Sad but true

Edit: on second thought.. probably not so much anymore.

oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 146d

"not anymore" because fucking anything would kill him at this point.

At least in the literal sense. Obviously not in the "fucking the entire world" sense.

Furbag@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 147d (1 reply)

With the exception of Mary Trump, this entire bloodline is cursed beyond belief. Small wonder that the kids in the family grow up to be little clones of their shitty parents.

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 146d

Speaking of Mary Trump, a friendly reminder to the idiots that voted for the pedophile.

oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 146d

As a DS9 fan that's never heard of her, I was very confused reading the title.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 146d

The decider. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I'm the decider!" G.W. Bush, war criminal and really bad artist. Like someone else roughly 80 years ago.