Wrong answers only:

I became trans bc someone misgendered me and I was too awkward to correct them

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45 Comments

lwhjp@piefed.blahaj.zone · 69 pts · 158d (6 replies)

I tried on a bra as a joke and couldn't figure out how to take it off.

verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 158d (3 replies)

Let me guess: You also use vim?

blaze@programming.dev · 26 pts · 158d (2 replies)

Type :3 to exit

lwhjp@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Ohhh... I was trying (setq bra-hook nil)

r4venw@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 158d

Pshh everyone knows you can toggle metamorphesis with C-x M-c M-butterfly

Patrikvo@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 158d (1 reply)

First I wanted to ask why you didn't use scissors, but then I remembered how expensive those things are.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 158d

Scissoring isn't real

hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 159d

I gave my gender to my (now) brother. His old one was broken, and it's not like I need one anyway.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 159d (1 reply)

The gay frogs in the water supply

catfeeder@piefed.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 158d

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LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 159d

I got Max level on the first go around and decided to prestige.

catfeeder@piefed.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 158d

I fell asleep listening to ASMR, and "ASMR that turns you into a girl" was somewhere in the queue

Una@europe.pub · 26 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Witch dropped me into bucket full of estrogen.

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 158d

Where can I find this witch :3

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 158d

Put on a pair of programmer socks. In a venom-esque fashion they brought out my gayest and most feminine urges while refusing to let me take them off.

kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 159d

my ass was just becoming way too big to fit "normal" male standards tbh

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 158d (4 replies)

I wanted to be gay but didn't want to date men

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 158d

based, but wrong answers only ;3

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 158d (2 replies)

similarly "my five favorite grandfathers are gay, and i always looked up to them and admired them, and my wife is really hot, so i figured why not?"

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Damn, leave some grandpas for the rest of us

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 158d

no my polyamorous gay grandpas were the best. i got to grow up thinking that kind of love and sharing was normal.

Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 158d
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AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 21 pts · 158d
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joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 159d

What are my pronouns? Yes. 

JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 158d (3 replies)

Ate my twin in the womb. (Not actually entirely wrong in my case)

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 20 pts · 158d

Hey, wrong answers only!

Patrikvo@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Killing your twin in the womb doesn't make you trans, it makes you a highlander.

JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 158d

It does when his Kuato-ass sry gene with my mom's PCOS fucked me up 😘

vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 158d (1 reply)

PUNK ROCK

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 158d

I doubt there's a better reason tbh

vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 158d

I read a book with a female protagonist and got confused

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 158d

there were too few women in it and wanted to even the statistic

SqueakyBeaver@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 158d (3 replies)

Image with more pixels for anyone who wants it

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 158d (2 replies)

Yay!

but anyhow, why are you trans? (if you are of course)

SqueakyBeaver@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Yup

Came out something like 4-5 years ago I think?

(The big trans flag on r/place 2021 cracked my egg, so I have a weird relationship with reddit lol)

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 158d

Reddit replacing Digg ---> Transing a SqueakyBeaver

Patrikvo@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 158d

Exposure to gun oil.

Akagigahara@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 158d

My autism diagnosis

MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Well, I was worried I might be gay, so I switched teams. Now I'm totally straight 😉

MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 157d

But lol it actually turns out I was bi... 🤷‍♀️ se la vie.

puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 158d (1 reply)
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 158d

Just like a billionaire to only want us as his sex dolls

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 158d

was just walking along and my balls exploded off. i didn't know that could happen

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 158d

I heard you could win at sports so I went for it lol

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Username sounds like a batman villian too.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 158d

which one?

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 153d

They invented more genders and somebody had to take them