c/transmemes · by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 159dWrong answers only: I became trans bc someone misgendered me and I was too awkward to correct them 517 points · 45 comments · view on lemmy.world
45 Comments
lwhjp@piefed.blahaj.zone · 69 pts · 158d
I tried on a bra as a joke and couldn't figure out how to take it off.
verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 158d
Let me guess: You also use
vim?blaze@programming.dev · 26 pts · 158d
Type :3 to exit
lwhjp@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 158d
Ohhh... I was trying
(setq bra-hook nil)r4venw@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 158d
Pshh everyone knows you can toggle metamorphesis with
C-x M-c M-butterflyPatrikvo@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 158d
First I wanted to ask why you didn't use scissors, but then I remembered how expensive those things are.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 158d
Scissoring isn't real
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 159d
I gave my gender to my (now) brother. His old one was broken, and it's not like I need one anyway.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 159d
The gay frogs in the water supply
catfeeder@piefed.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 158d
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 159d
I got Max level on the first go around and decided to prestige.
catfeeder@piefed.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 158d
I fell asleep listening to ASMR, and "ASMR that turns you into a girl" was somewhere in the queue
Una@europe.pub · 26 pts · 158d
Witch dropped me into bucket full of estrogen.
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 158d
Where can I find this witch :3
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 158d
Put on a pair of programmer socks. In a venom-esque fashion they brought out my gayest and most feminine urges while refusing to let me take them off.
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 159d
my ass was just becoming way too big to fit "normal" male standards tbh
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 158d
I wanted to be gay but didn't want to date men
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 158d
based, but wrong answers only ;3
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 158d
similarly "my five favorite grandfathers are gay, and i always looked up to them and admired them, and my wife is really hot, so i figured why not?"
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 158d
Damn, leave some grandpas for the rest of us
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 158d
no my polyamorous gay grandpas were the best. i got to grow up thinking that kind of love and sharing was normal.
Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 158d
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 21 pts · 158d
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 159d
What are my pronouns? Yes.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 158d
Ate my twin in the womb. (Not actually entirely wrong in my case)
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 20 pts · 158d
Hey, wrong answers only!
Patrikvo@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 158d
Killing your twin in the womb doesn't make you trans, it makes you a highlander.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 158d
It does when his Kuato-ass sry gene with my mom's PCOS fucked me up 😘
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 158d
PUNK ROCK
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 158d
I doubt there's a better reason tbh
vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 158d
I read a book with a female protagonist and got confused
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 158d
there were too few women in it and wanted to even the statistic
SqueakyBeaver@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 158d
Image with more pixels for anyone who wants it
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 158d
Yay!
but anyhow, why are you trans? (if you are of course)
SqueakyBeaver@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 158d
Yup
Came out something like 4-5 years ago I think?
(The big trans flag on r/place 2021 cracked my egg, so I have a weird relationship with reddit lol)
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 158d
Reddit replacing Digg ---> Transing a SqueakyBeaver
Patrikvo@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 158d
Exposure to gun oil.
Akagigahara@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 158d
My autism diagnosis
MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 157d
Well, I was worried I might be gay, so I switched teams. Now I'm totally straight 😉
MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 157d
But lol it actually turns out I was bi... 🤷♀️ se la vie.
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 158d
yukko did this! :3
https://youtube.com/shorts/EsjHXfyolW4
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 158d
Just like a billionaire to only want us as his sex dolls
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 158d
was just walking along and my balls exploded off. i didn't know that could happen
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 158d
I heard you could win at sports so I went for it lol
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 158d
Username sounds like a batman villian too.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 158d
which one?
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 153d
They invented more genders and somebody had to take them