There isn't a "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment after the relevant xkcd, same as there isn't always a "There’s always a \“There’s always a relevant xkcd\” comment after the always relevant xkcd." comment after every "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment.
One of my greatest shames was making a full english breakfast pizza. I was being sent to Basildon for a whole week, week after week for and endless project I was doing and I think the project and the boredom of that Holiday Inn was making me insane. The hotel had one of those machines that make you a pancake. I ended up getting a few of those and assembling them into a pizza base, adding some tomatoes, bacon, sausage, scrambled egg, hash browns, mushrooms and black pudding to make it look like a pizza and then tucked in.
Honestly, it was fantastic, my colleagues never looked at me the same way again though.
28 Comments
dominic.borcea@piefed.social · 25 pts · 182d
Okay but this is not food porn, its food horror
teft@piefed.social · 5 pts · 182d
Is it shitty foodporn or shittyfood porn. Because this one is definitely the latter.
negativenull@piefed.world · 5 pts · 182d
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 182d
There's always a relevant xkcd.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 182d
There's always a "There's always a relevant xkcd" comment after the always relevant xkcd.
ulterno@programming.dev · 2 pts · 181d
There isn't a "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment after the relevant xkcd, same as there isn't always a "There’s always a \“There’s always a relevant xkcd\” comment after the always relevant xkcd." comment after every "There’s always a relevant xkcd." comment.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 181d
::: spoiler Relevant xkcd
:::
https://xkcd.com/244/
ulterno@programming.dev · 1 pts · 181d
Welp, I guess there will always be a relevant XKCD.
::: spoiler Also, this is how you embed a relevant XKCD
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dominic.borcea@piefed.social · 2 pts · 182d
Apparently the place can be used for both
But I'll maintain my point, this is food horror.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 177d
Half of British culinary history
Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 182d
One of my greatest shames was making a full english breakfast pizza. I was being sent to Basildon for a whole week, week after week for and endless project I was doing and I think the project and the boredom of that Holiday Inn was making me insane. The hotel had one of those machines that make you a pancake. I ended up getting a few of those and assembling them into a pizza base, adding some tomatoes, bacon, sausage, scrambled egg, hash browns, mushrooms and black pudding to make it look like a pizza and then tucked in.
Honestly, it was fantastic, my colleagues never looked at me the same way again though.
etherphon@piefed.world · 5 pts · 182d
Triumph@fedia.io · 4 pts · 182d
Swap the beans for corned beef and I'm in.
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 182d
Those ingredients CAN go well together, but NOT in that configuration.
Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 182d
Not even any apparent signs of seasoning (salt & black pepper), shitty food porn indeed.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 182d
Also, British indeed.
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 182d
Most appealing br*tish foods
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 181d
The beans and egg must never touch. Clearly the efforts of a fifth columnist trying to destabilise ‘er maj’s empire.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 1 pts · 182d
BEANS!
possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
WW2 hasn't obviously ended yet...
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 182d
Hahahahaja
webp@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 181d
would would would would would (i skipped a meal)
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 181d
Chicago style
njm1314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 181d
Oh this hurt my heart. And colon.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 177d
Beanie weenies
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 182d
Pineapple lovers and pineapple haters. We must put aside our differences in the face of this new horrific abomination.
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 0 pts · 182d
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