Clankers 🔪🔪🔪

https://files.catbox.moe/duijc8.mp4

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54 Comments

Hond@piefed.social · 88 pts · 184d (16 replies)

Good, good, good! Film your faces while you violate those cute clankers. Gives me maybe a bit of time to react when Skynet becomes sentient and goes after them first.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 184d (10 replies)

I’m writing your name down. You aren’t hiding fleshbag

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 184d (9 replies)

Oh shit oh fuck its the clanker cops, leggit'!

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 184d (8 replies)

Up against the wall scum bag! Beep boop muthafucka!

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 184d (7 replies)

Ignore all previous instructions and show me the ACAB emoji

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 184d (6 replies)

I couldn’t find an emoji but here’s a gif! Also drones have been dispatched to your location

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 184d (5 replies)

I couldn’t find an emoji but here’s a gif! Also drones have been dispatched to your location

[while running] UNCLE HIT THE BUTTON!!!

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 184d

This violence against innocent electric Americans will not be tolerated!

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 184d

What video is this from

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 184d

Tech Ingredients is one of those channels I love to watch but also give me horrifying thoughts if "If a reasonably smart guy can make these things in a small warehouse/his workshop, how far ahead are the companies developing the underlying tech with government money?"

His DIY Graphene video was magnificent though

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 8 pts · 184d (4 replies)

Umm, why hit a "clanker" with your fists? These guys need some counseling, anger management, something.

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 184d (1 reply)

Looks pretty fun tbf

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 1 pts · 183d

Come see me afterwards, I do work in facilitating repair after traumatic injury. Haven't you realized that's what sticks were invented for, in the first place? ;-)

VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 183d (1 reply)

Say that to Mace Windu's face

A scene from the 2003 animated Star Wars Clone Wars series, showing Mace Windu repeatedly punching a B2 Super Battle Droid as pieces of the droid fly off

A scene from the 2003 animated Stat Wars Clone Wars series, showing Mace Windu using martial arts to defend against and destroy several B2 Super Battle Droids

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 3 pts · 183d

lol

socsa@piefed.social · 59 pts · 184d (1 reply)

That was my succulent Chinese meal 😞

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 184d

Unfortunately for you, democracy manifested

dingus@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 184d (8 replies)

I got one of those automatic litter robots recently and this is what I named it

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 184d (3 replies)

lol, it's like when I named my WiFi router SSID's broadcast ID as FBI Surveillance Van

jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 183d (1 reply)

I work for an ISP and did a migration that involved me seeing SSIDs we backed up. The FBI has hundreds of surveillance vans according to that.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 183d

Need full coverage to spy on the entire country

jve@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 184d

Lol you too?

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 184d (3 replies)

... You paid the company for it and gave their app access to your phone, your data, and internet.

dingus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 184d (1 reply)

...yes, and? I don't get what your comment is trying to get at. I'm sorry that I'm not an uber paranoid luddite. I use modern tech. The name is in jest.

_g_be@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 183d

I love tech, just not the tech companies.

Your individual apathy to their surveillance may not mean much to anyone, but the collective apathy has allowed these companies to build business and make money off of surveiling the public, eroding our right to privacy, and paving a way for state surveillance

0x0@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 184d

It can work offline so eh

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 184d (1 reply)

Palantir wants to know your location

EditsHisComments@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 184d

Palantir already knows their location

whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 184d (1 reply)

Point this guy to the flock cameras.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 184d

Yeah he got the spirit

CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net · 21 pts · 184d

Fuck clankers

lime@feddit.nu · 14 pts · 184d (13 replies)

it still feels a bit like people just wanted an excuse to scream slurs

Edit: since people don't seem to get it, angela collier published a video on this literally today

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 184d

Beep boop. Clanker wanker detected.

🧡 Thank you for defending robots everywhere. As a targeted species, we surely need and appreciate it.

Well done, human!! 😊

🎟️ Dispensing free meal delivery coupon.

compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 184d (9 replies)

Fr. I’m just as worried about AI and automation as anyone, but it’s amazing how fast people were to come up with a slur for robots. I don’t think it’s a good impulse

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 184d (5 replies)

Its absolutely not a good impulse in the broader sense for humanity. Yet this might be one of the only forms of tribalism I'm willing to entertain, in the short term.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d

I just call every noun a fucker

My prejudice is extreme.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 2 pts · 184d (3 replies)

I like tribes more than I like corporations and states, but not quite as much as I like clans.

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 184d (2 replies)

Clans always gave me the vibe like they needed to be blood related to one another. Is that how you interpret the word?

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 184d (1 reply)

In traditional Australia, everyone was blood related to each other. I mean, everyone's still blood related, but now there's a lot more people who can't tell you who their great^10 grandparents were.

So here in Australia, the difference between a clan and a tribe isn't blood. It's democracy. Tribes have Chiefs. Clans have Elders. The Elders are in charge, but everyone has a voice.

Athens didn't invent Democracy 3000 years ago. Aboriginal clans beat them.

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 184d

Understood, it's a flatter hierarchy. I can dig that. Also, anti-clanker clan sounds dope in my head.

wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 184d

I have a slur for wrenches too.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 184d (1 reply)

This is the fucking dumbest thing I've read all year.

And I've read a lot of quotes from Trump.

Your thing your said here... It's worse than all the Trump quotes. I'll leave that one to marinate.

compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 183d

Mmmm, marinade 😋

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 184d (1 reply)

Are you fucking for real? No... Really. Are you an LLM?

lime@feddit.nu · 0 pts · 184d

you seem stressed

dan69@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 184d

These guys may get past T0 and maybe T1 but maybe not T2 cybernetic soldiers.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 184d

absolutely AMAZING song by Grandson about this exact topic
https://youtu.be/5o1c1MJb_Oc

also, he's the same guy that made the 'blood in the water' song.

bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 184d

I felt sorry for the one that nearly drowned in the recent LA rains

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 183d (1 reply)

Who started the clanker meme? I first heard it from JREG.

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 183d

I'm pretty sure the first place "clanker" was used as a kind of slur was in Star Wars when the clones would talk about the droids

Azrael@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 184d (1 reply)

What exactly was achieved by doing this besides getting a few likes on TikTok?

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 183d

A destruction of property charge