I meant like, you put the towel over someone's head, from their left side to their right, and then you grab both ends of the towel, raise one side / lower the other, alternate, at i guess whatever pace is desired.
... maybe that's better described as 'extreme hair mussing'.
well, barring putting the oven itself in the transport vehicle, per food regulations you'd have two hours to work with. but, this is the united states of america, and we have a comically large military!! thus, it could be conceivable to procure one of their faster aircraft and deliver it via an air drop. with the right insulation around the pizza it would still be nice and warm enough and yummy.
of course, the only drawback is the potential of the pilot themself consuming the pizza, getting absolutely freaking STONED, and failing to deliver it in the first place. but there are certainly ways to make it more reliable!!
funny, when I was younger I would last a few minutes and pass out. now I'm almost 40 and sex is a multiple hours long activity and I have to stop when my partner passes out.
It's cognitive behavioural therapy. When you associate it with those simulating activities, your brain wakes up expecting those activities. When you associate bed with sleep, you sleep.
Add in sex as well and I agree with you. Since I moved into my own place I haven't had a tv in my room for close to a decade and it's one of the best decisions I ever made.
44 Comments
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 169d
Unfortunately, Iām at the age where if I eat a hamburger and a pizza at 3AM Iām going to be out of commission for the remainder of the week.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 169d
getting older is rough š
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 169d
that's the good ending though
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 169d
but, but, breadcrumbs in bed šš
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 169d
I was gonna say, please, ladies, plates, or at least a towel!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 169d
towels are also helpful if you decide to do another special activity...
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 169d
... extreme head pats?
... burrito bundling?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 169d
I feel like extreme headpats can lead to concussions
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 169d
I meant like, you put the towel over someone's head, from their left side to their right, and then you grab both ends of the towel, raise one side / lower the other, alternate, at i guess whatever pace is desired.
... maybe that's better described as 'extreme hair mussing'.
HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 169d
Sounds like a sensory nightmare š
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 169d
if it gets bad enough, friendly ants will clean it all up for you. so don't worry
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 169d
nature truly thought of everything!
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 169d
breadcrumbs in bed are actually totally fine once you stop caring
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 169d
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 169d
Wait, they are watching "your name" love that movie, everyone here, watch it if you haven't
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 169d
eh, i saw it but didn't like it much
wait it is the one with the girl playing violin and the boy playing piano, right?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 169d
no, that's the one when a boy and a girl keep switching bodies and they try not to fuck Up each other's lives.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 169d
hmm seems i'm mixing something up in my head
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 169d
mm yummy cannabis pizza
(i live in oregon, USA, and naturally of course there is a place that will deliver this to you!)
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 169d
Oregon really is an amazing place
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d
I live in Michigan, and we don't have cannabis pizza, do you think Oregon would deliver to me?
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 169d
well, barring putting the oven itself in the transport vehicle, per food regulations you'd have two hours to work with. but, this is the united states of america, and we have a comically large military!! thus, it could be conceivable to procure one of their faster aircraft and deliver it via an air drop. with the right insulation around the pizza it would still be nice and warm enough and yummy.
of course, the only drawback is the potential of the pilot themself consuming the pizza, getting absolutely freaking STONED, and failing to deliver it in the first place. but there are certainly ways to make it more reliable!!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d
that is the first practical use for the US military. might as well do that
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 169d
Sometimes I wish my partner wasn't so good at sleeping so I could have this but also I would never wish this upon anyone
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 169d
@laser@feddit.org said this:
Some tips that might or night not help:
don'twatch screens about an hour or so before going to bed. ~~What gets me really tired is reading books ~~not later than 6 hoursbefore going to bednoalcoholgood room temperature and ventilationsomeone's when I wake up at night and can't get back to sleep, switching from bed to the couch helps for whatever reasonsharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 169d
I knew there were ways to improve. Thanks
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 169d
< Wholesome 100 >
Laser@feddit.org · 10 pts · 169d
Some tips that might or might not help:
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 169d
This is all good advice, and I will take none of it
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d
... does... sex cout as sleep related?
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 169d
It does if you pass out immediately
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 169d
funny, when I was younger I would last a few minutes and pass out. now I'm almost 40 and sex is a multiple hours long activity and I have to stop when my partner passes out.
Thought it would be the other way round.
Fokeu@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 169d
Meanwhile I'm reading this at midnight with a phone in my hand and a cup of green tea
someguy3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 169d
Nothing in bed except sleep. No food, tv, or phone.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d
ok Mom
someguy3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 169d
It's cognitive behavioural therapy. When you associate it with those simulating activities, your brain wakes up expecting those activities. When you associate bed with sleep, you sleep.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 169d
OK, but why does my brain associate any math-related lectures with sleep?
sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 169d
i am also this type. bed = infinite mental puzzling zone
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 169d
Add in sex as well and I agree with you. Since I moved into my own place I haven't had a tv in my room for close to a decade and it's one of the best decisions I ever made.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 169d
appropriate i'm reading this at 4:46 am
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 169d
Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 169d
Oh boy, 3 am!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 169d
This was unexpectedly wholesome AF.
apotheotic@beehaw.org · 2 pts · 169d
Omg Kimi No Na Wa they're watching peak