I found my cat as a maybe 4wk old kitten, wet and flea infested on the side of the road. He grew up with Australian Shepherds as his siblings, and his favorite play move with them is to flip upside down and let the nibble his belly while he gently bats their muzzle. I may have reprogrammed a cat.
huh. i just drape the kitten across my arm, kind of like a dali painting of a cat. they tend to be very happy with it when their head lines up with my hand, or better in reverse when their head lines up with my shoulder.
Tbf, you could substitute a human baby and it would be the same. Babies are also cute little assholes. The main difference is that you can't safely let a wriggling baby drop to the floor.
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redhorsejacket@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 188d
Cats exist in a quantum state of baby and asshole simultaneously.
scarabic@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 188d
So true. This reminds me of the classic conundrum:
ickplant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 188d
Maybe we could find some kind of compromi…
Who am I kidding, it’s always #2.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 188d
I found my cat as a maybe 4wk old kitten, wet and flea infested on the side of the road. He grew up with Australian Shepherds as his siblings, and his favorite play move with them is to flip upside down and let the nibble his belly while he gently bats their muzzle. I may have reprogrammed a cat.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 188d
huh. i just drape the kitten across my arm, kind of like a dali painting of a cat. they tend to be very happy with it when their head lines up with my hand, or better in reverse when their head lines up with my shoulder.
Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 184d
Little Bitty actually loves to be held like a widdle baby and have her tummy rubbed. She never learned how to cat properly
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 188d
Tbf, you could substitute a human baby and it would be the same. Babies are also cute little assholes. The main difference is that you can't safely let a wriggling baby drop to the floor.
_g_be@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 188d
Yeet the child
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 188d
May I suggest

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 188d
This comic always makes me giggle. The cat faces are just the bestest!
ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d
And the claws in the second panel kill me every time. So life-like.
yggstyle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 188d
Today I learned I am a cat.
humanobserver@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 188d
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 188d
https://youtu.be/FmhTV8srQWU