jobless IT rule

i got my bachelor in 2025

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39 Comments

cosmicrose@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 74 pts · 176d (3 replies)

I’ll show you why they put “cum laude” on my diploma

errer@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 176d

I’d like summa cum laude plz :3

vaionko@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 176d (1 reply)

In Finnish "laude" is the bench you sit on in a sauna. You can imagine the laughter when a bunch of teens learn about cum laude

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 175d

lol sauna bench cum? I’m so honored!

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 176d (1 reply)

top

Not so sure about that.

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 176d

I like your word play friend

KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 176d (4 replies)

We can be jobless 2025 Comp Sci Grads together :3

Please hire me its been three months since I graduated

Oka@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 176d

Try 3 years

OMGWTFBBQLOL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 176d

I feel for you kids, I do, I had a 25+ yr IT career with an economics degree and very little skill, good luck!

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 6 pts · 175d

I'm not in CS but in a similar situation, graduated 8 months ago and can't find a job that has anything to do with my degree :3

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 176d

yeyy 😺

Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 176d (6 replies)

Same!!! Spent 6 months looking for CS jobs and I've now given up and will probably soon be working as a cashier. I will still be doing game dev in my spare time though, which is what I'd much rather be doing than software dev. Maybe it's not so bad (massive copium).

GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 176d

engineering grad in 2025... so many wonderful job opportunities await (in a parallel universe, this one just has fake job postings)

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 176d (2 replies)

i feel you, i genuinely considered making an only fans or something 😿

Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 176d

😿 I did too, but ultimately I don't think I would have been able to handle it so I backed out.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 175d

Me too, but I live with parents, and don't have the environment to properly...do my job.

Certainly for the best.

Damage@feddit.it · 8 pts · 176d

industrial automation

themaninblack@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 176d

Plenty of jobs in CS that stoke ennui so no worries

LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 176d

It is the afternoon. My phone dings. I slide the notification open.

Thank you for your interest in being part of our team! However, at this time—

I want to shoot myself. Think I'll just quietly starve instead.

Una@europe.pub · 26 pts · 176d

meow >:3

Unlix86@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 176d

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof c:

infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 25 pts · 176d (2 replies)

One more for my puppygirl harem

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 7 pts · 176d (1 reply)

Surely it's a pack?

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 174d

Blahaj users are one integer underflow from reinventing alpha (fe)males. Be advised!

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 176d (3 replies)

I wish I could pull that look but I have the body proportions of a dwarf blacksmith from LoTR.

TroublesomeTalker@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 176d

Sounds like you already have the alternative answer, now you just need the courage and the niche community to go with it.

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 176d

that's kinda hard tbf!

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 175d

Modern science is pretty amazing stuff.

Or, alternanatively, you can have an all natural fursuit. Some people are into that 🤔

yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 176d (1 reply)

Doesn't seem like you'll get a master degree anytime soon.

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d

Pretty sure they're a sub to some degree...

edinbruh@feddit.it · 10 pts · 176d

What a coincidence! I got my CS bachelor in 2022!

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 176d

Congrats!

Also this post is making me feel old af lol

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 176d (3 replies)

I'll gladly adopt any CS student like that. I'd love to refresh my graph theory

jacksilver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 176d

You just need to know everything is DAGs (Directed Acyclic Graph):

  • Workflow automation (like Airflow) - DAG
  • Distributed Computing (like Spark) - DAG
  • All Deep Learning models (also, surprisingly) - DAG
starsoaked_lily@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 176d (1 reply)

oh?

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 176d

We found a volunteer!

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 176d

i wanna be them-

KittyCat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 176d

Meow

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 176d

Top earning student.

chefdano3@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 176d
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