I bent it using it normally, but can't remember what food bent it. I was impressed with how shitty it was so I bent it back and have been keeping it around.
Janky fork
I bent it using it normally, but can't remember what food bent it. I was impressed with how shitty it was so I bent it back and have been keeping it around.
25 Comments
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 163d
Is that a turd?
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 162d
It will be 😉
Denjin@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 162d
Shit from a butt
artifex@piefed.social · 10 pts · 163d
There's always one like that in the drawer. The most hated fork.
dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 163d
Mine’s a spoon. The ice cream won.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 163d
I think i have 3 of those spoons lol
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 163d
Either throw it out or take a hammer to it and straighten it?
I have a left handed person that often misjudges the endurance of tableware and bends spoons and forks like it's a weird sadistic hobby. Made me develop the touch to straingthen metal.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d
I love silverware like this, really brings out the ole: "everything used to be so much better" in me.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 163d
I want sausage now D:
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d
Sexual innuendo aside, the heavy ones with the thicker shaft are worth the extra money.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 162d
I love it - this would probably be my favorite fork. I like how thin it seems to be (I love thin silverware).
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 162d
Are you wearing a cast? Or is that a really thick sock?
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 162d
I needed some dopamine so I had my friend drag me behind a 4x4 on ice and slap me into a tree.
If im being honest, I'd recommend alternative dopamine procurement strategies for anyone considering this method.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d
Have you tried skateboarding
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 162d
Try rolling, it's a good trick.
My condolences
Andonyx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 163d
What kind of sausage doesn't leave a mark on a paper plate? That's one magic sausage.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d
Oh it was greasy as fuck and left a mark, I just hadn't touched it yet
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d
So you put A single breakfast sausage alone on a plate and ate it with a janky fork?
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 162d
See, this is what posting on The internet is all about, I get to be interrogated about the mundane details of my life and justify my every decision. It really gives my life purpose these days.
I had a bowl of oatmeal also. They sat on the same plate if that matters. Yeah, a whole paper plate for a sausage seems a bit much. I guess it's not a big deal, washing a plate would have used detergent and water and electricity, and it's not much of a drop in the bucket compared to all the other waste and...
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d
lol, sorry. Not judging the waste, just that a single sausage on a plate made me sad. Like a lone shoe on the side of the road.
Dimlylitmealsforone style. Glad you had some oatmeal.
fluxx@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 163d
Looks like ćevap to me, not a sausage :)
Andonyx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 163d
Thank you, I learned about something new today.
I looked it up on Wikipedia and it still seems like it would leave a mark on a paper plate. 🤔
(FWIW: If you're not in the US, this looks like remarkably like a Bob Evans' pre-cooked breakfast sausage. But I trust that your guess is corrrect.)
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 163d
Pretty sure you are right about the Bob Evans brand. I'd go check but it's not worth gimping around at this moment.
itsathursday@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d
Looks like a ligma fork that you’ve ruined by making it straight.
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 1 pts · 162d
You need a poop knife.